India is choking to death - why isnt Greta over there?

[Fenster]

Greta and her family is a great example of what you can achieve if you manage to finally do a bit more than tidy your room and build a bigger book shelf

Like Trump. Who would have thought a man born into such hardship would become so powerful. How inspirational.

[Gandalf]

If any of you would like to get a fund together to fund my trip over the Atlantic on a raft in order to meet my friend Walrus whereupon we go on a roadtrip in order to tell everyone we come across who is heavy to 'Do a little bit more walking' whilst offering them a barbecued maggot 'for the future' I will be grateful. I will happily do this and hire Brock as my film crew and we will even make sporadic treks into the suburbs to lecture those people too and ask them probing questions like 'What is your IQ?' and 'Has plastic lowered your sperm count?'

We will only need a 2 million dollar raft and 7 million dollars in expenses. Let's achieve as much in our lives as Greta. Come on guys, 9 million dollars and you get drama and revolution.