Something you didn't know about old Von

[Von Milash]

I guess you guys failed to get the humor of another useless thread.

[X]

I too, started off like you.... thinking it was funny and just a bit of harmless fun. I used to go out with my friends and do one or two strippers a night - nothing serious, just a stabbing or strangulation in the alley on their way home.

before I knew it, I was doing six or seven a night on weekends, traveling far and wide to indulge my addiction. Everything else became secondary and my entire week was spent planning how to stalk and murder them in the most imaginative way possible. I ended up taking trophies and leaving little notes for the police and everything.

It was taking over my life and I was deep in the throes of addiction. One night I even crucified an Albanian and then I looked at myself and knew I had hot rock bottom.

I ended up joining 'StripperWhoreMurderers Anonymous', meeting people like me and finally realised that I was not alone. We do a lot of group therapy and I have made many good friends. There is a Danish guy who goes there, for example.

Be careful Von .........., just say NO

[Mad_Dog]

X you are a member or SWMA too?

remember bro...one day at a time

[Cortez The Killer]

I'm addicted to strippers. God I love those dirt little whore bitches! And they love me!

I too, started off like you.... thinking it was funny and just a bit of harmless fun. I used to go out with my friends and do one or two strippers a night - nothing serious, just a stabbing or strangulation in the alley on their way home.

before I knew it, I was doing six or seven a night on weekends, traveling far and wide to indulge my addiction. Everything else became secondary and my entire week was spent planning how to stalk and murder them in the most imaginative way possible. I ended up taking trophies and leaving little notes for the police and everything.

It was taking over my life and I was deep in the throes of addiction. One night I even crucified an Albanian and then I looked at myself and knew I had hot rock bottom.

I ended up joining 'StripperWhoreMurderers Anonymous', meeting people like me and finally realised that I was not alone. We do a lot of group therapy and I have made many good friends. There is a Danish guy who goes there, for example.

Be careful Von .........., just say NO

Haha, von i like the "dirty little whore bitches part!"

That's how it always is though. The first time I went to a strip club I thought "Hey, now THIS is fun!" Then two months later I was beating whore's to death in back alleys just to get my next fix. Like X, I ended up in "StripperWHoreMurderers Anonymous". The problem was, this ended up giving me more hook-ups to find and murder Stripper Whores.

Eventually I came to realize that strippers are just like you and I, just with low self-esteem issues and cocaine/alcohol addictions. Well...err... I guess that makes strippers exactly like you and I


LMAO!