PDC world darts

[X]

​It's a bit like Tier 2 heavyweight boxing. Big fat blokes who sweat a lot and probably eat 6 biryanis for tea.

[walrus]

I gotta say u guys probably know in the US darts is not a big thing as far as TV and a massive following go but espn will occasionally play some tournaments and it’s very impressive how good those guys are and how the crowd is so into it. If I lived in England I think I would be a big dart fan. I’d get real drunk and be totally into it. As a matter of a fact, in honor of your great leader Boris (who is obviously, like trump, a Russian super secret agent) I might renounce my US citizenship and become British so I can become a drunken Brit dart fan. Where is @Batman I might need to crash at his pad as I’m going to be such a mess of an alcoholic no way can I work, I need someone like Batman to help me through this transition. I can do the beaner thing and leach off the system but I don’t think he will show me the secrets. I know master works with parolees if I’m lucky when I get out of jail for my numerous public drunken and lewdness arrests he can also supervise me. I can’t wait

[Master]

The woman has done well and the atmosphere looks amazing but not watched it since Eric bristow and Jocky Wilson.

[Mark TKO]

You work with parolees? Get in touch. I have a suggestion

[Batman]

I gotta say u guys probably know in the US darts is not a big thing as far as TV and a massive following go but espn will occasionally play some tournaments and it’s very impressive how good those guys are and how the crowd is so into it. If I lived in England I think I would be a big dart fan. I’d get real drunk and be totally into it. As a matter of a fact, in honor of your great leader Boris (who is obviously, like trump, a Russian super secret agent) I might renounce my US citizenship and become British so I can become a drunken Brit dart fan. Where is @Batman I might need to crash at his pad as I’m going to be such a mess of an alcoholic no way can I work, I need someone like Batman to help me through this transition. I can do the beaner thing and leach off the system but I don’t think he will show me the secrets. I know master works with parolees if I’m lucky when I get out of jail for my numerous public drunken and lewdness arrests he can also supervise me. I can’t wait

@walrus sorry mate, I've been offline for the last few days, Xmas night I drank a bottle of Moonshine and nearly went blind (I shit you not, the stuff nearly killed me, got it off Amazon, I'm a hardened drinker but I'll never touch that stuff again)

[walrus]

I gotta say u guys probably know in the US darts is not a big thing as far as TV and a massive following go but espn will occasionally play some tournaments and it’s very impressive how good those guys are and how the crowd is so into it. If I lived in England I think I would be a big dart fan. I’d get real drunk and be totally into it. As a matter of a fact, in honor of your great leader Boris (who is obviously, like trump, a Russian super secret agent) I might renounce my US citizenship and become British so I can become a drunken Brit dart fan. Where is @Batman I might need to crash at his pad as I’m going to be such a mess of an alcoholic no way can I work, I need someone like Batman to help me through this transition. I can do the beaner thing and leach off the system but I don’t think he will show me the secrets. I know master works with parolees if I’m lucky when I get out of jail for my numerous public drunken and lewdness arrests he can also supervise me. I can’t wait

@walrus sorry mate, I've been offline for the last few days, Xmas night I drank a bottle of Moonshine and nearly went blind (I shit you not, the stuff nearly killed me, got it off Amazon, I'm a hardened drinker but I'll never touch that stuff again)

#damn at Batman doesn’t sound good. Was it like real backyard moonshine. I got a bottle last year. There is a show in the US about some guys who make moonshine and I wanted to try it. It was blueberry shine. I took two shots and gave it away. Brutal stuff. If you drank a bottle I suggest you remove your liver and rinse it in the sink.

[Beanz]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

[walrus]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

Do you serve cheese

[Beanz]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

Do you serve cheese

Yes of course