PDC world darts

[Batman]

I gotta say u guys probably know in the US darts is not a big thing as far as TV and a massive following go but espn will occasionally play some tournaments and it’s very impressive how good those guys are and how the crowd is so into it. If I lived in England I think I would be a big dart fan. I’d get real drunk and be totally into it. As a matter of a fact, in honor of your great leader Boris (who is obviously, like trump, a Russian super secret agent) I might renounce my US citizenship and become British so I can become a drunken Brit dart fan. Where is @Batman I might need to crash at his pad as I’m going to be such a mess of an alcoholic no way can I work, I need someone like Batman to help me through this transition. I can do the beaner thing and leach off the system but I don’t think he will show me the secrets. I know master works with parolees if I’m lucky when I get out of jail for my numerous public drunken and lewdness arrests he can also supervise me. I can’t wait

@walrus sorry mate, I've been offline for the last few days, Xmas night I drank a bottle of Moonshine and nearly went blind (I shit you not, the stuff nearly killed me, got it off Amazon, I'm a hardened drinker but I'll never touch that stuff again)

[walrus]

I gotta say u guys probably know in the US darts is not a big thing as far as TV and a massive following go but espn will occasionally play some tournaments and it’s very impressive how good those guys are and how the crowd is so into it. If I lived in England I think I would be a big dart fan. I’d get real drunk and be totally into it. As a matter of a fact, in honor of your great leader Boris (who is obviously, like trump, a Russian super secret agent) I might renounce my US citizenship and become British so I can become a drunken Brit dart fan. Where is @Batman I might need to crash at his pad as I’m going to be such a mess of an alcoholic no way can I work, I need someone like Batman to help me through this transition. I can do the beaner thing and leach off the system but I don’t think he will show me the secrets. I know master works with parolees if I’m lucky when I get out of jail for my numerous public drunken and lewdness arrests he can also supervise me. I can’t wait

@walrus sorry mate, I've been offline for the last few days, Xmas night I drank a bottle of Moonshine and nearly went blind (I shit you not, the stuff nearly killed me, got it off Amazon, I'm a hardened drinker but I'll never touch that stuff again)

#damn at Batman doesn’t sound good. Was it like real backyard moonshine. I got a bottle last year. There is a show in the US about some guys who make moonshine and I wanted to try it. It was blueberry shine. I took two shots and gave it away. Brutal stuff. If you drank a bottle I suggest you remove your liver and rinse it in the sink.

[Beanz]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

[walrus]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

Do you serve cheese

[Beanz]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

Do you serve cheese

Yes of course

[Mark TKO]

Strangest darts thread I've ever read

[walrus]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

Do you serve cheese

Yes of course

Ok I’m in I buy Irish cheese here in the US it’s very good. I’m sure England must make some good cheese. Thanks for the invite beaner

[Beanz]

You are welcome to stay at mine Walrus. I have some shackles in the wine cellar with your name on.

Do you serve cheese

Yes of course

Ok I’m in I buy Irish cheese here in the US it’s very good. I’m sure England must make some good cheese. Thanks for the invite beaner

As good and in many cases better than France nowadays. Each region as its own variety or variations on old classics. Cheddar from near here up in Somerset where X is, (Somerset Brie too) Cornish Yarg closer to me, and from here in my county these - https://www.cookipedia.co.uk/recipes...:Devon_cheeses