Sayings...

[Koori Warrior]

I have a few silly ones for you all. DRIER THAN A DEAD DINGOES DONGER! (thirsty). BUDGIE SMUGGLER (swimmers attire). CRUSTIER THAN A 2 DOLLAR HOOKER (dirty girly). SHES GOT A HEAD LIKE A TWISTED GUMBOOT (not so pretty). IF IT WAS RAINING TITS,I WOULD CATCH MY SISTERS (dont have much luck). BUSIER THAN A BLUE ARSE FLY (busy). I have more but would hate to bore you longer.

[Tito BHB]

You don't look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire. (when you've had to do one for the boys with a howler).

hah i love the description of it!
cc!

[Koori Warrior]

Standing Prouder than a Honeymooners Dick!

[boozeboxer]

a 2 on the road's a 10 at home.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

[jbirdy]

my mate always says 'shit the bed'. all the fuckin time. it anoys the hell out of me.

[Tito BHB]

my mate always says 'shit the bed'. all the fuckin time. it anoys the hell out of me.

haha love that....
mann back when i was workin... i'd get in early and they'd be like whats wrong with you? shit the bed this mornin?
..be like... Yep sure did boss! ..

[Lords Gym]

LOL T rex tits ! CC

[TheBESTP4P]

my mate always says 'S*** the bed'. all the F****** time. it anoys the hell out of me.

haha love that....
mann back when i was workin... i'd get in early and they'd be like whats wrong with you? S*** the bed this mornin?
..be like... Yep sure did boss! ..

In real life the actor who plays FRAISER from CHEERS and FRAISER believe his names KELSEY GRAMMER his real life wife has a bladder disorder where she randomly sh*ts in her pants and in her bed while sleeping. true story!

[Jamoie]

I have a few silly ones for you all. DRIER THAN A DEAD DINGOES DONGER! (thirsty). BUDGIE SMUGGLER (swimmers attire). CRUSTIER THAN A 2 DOLLAR HOOKER (dirty girly). SHES GOT A HEAD LIKE A TWISTED GUMBOOT (not so pretty). IF IT WAS RAINING TITS,I WOULD CATCH MY SISTERS (dont have much luck). BUSIER THAN A BLUE ARSE FLY (busy). I have more but would hate to bore you longer.

Im still giggling at this one. CC

[boozeboxer]

Longer than a whores dream.

[Kev]

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

[X]

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

Coyote Triple Bagger - the three bags are used as you describe, Bilbo, but you also have a coyote on standby in the bedroom, so it can gnaw your arm off in the moring so you don't wake her up when you leave.

[Kev]

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

Coyote Triple Bagger - the three bags are used as you describe, Bilbo, but you also have a coyote on standby in the bedroom, so it can gnaw your arm off in the moring so you don't wake her up when you leave.

How about Coyote Replacement a girl so ugly that the bags don't work so you bang the coyote instead :P

[smashup]

What if...if,if,if?

"If my auntie had b*llocks she'd be my uncle"

[X]

My favourites for describing a real ugly girl you pulled.

Double Bagger, a girl so ugly you need to stick two bags over her head just in case one comes off.

and for the real moose.

Triple Bagger, two bags to cover her head, the third one is for yourself just in case they both come off :P

Coyote Triple Bagger - the three bags are used as you describe, Bilbo, but you also have a coyote on standby in the bedroom, so it can gnaw your arm off in the moring so you don't wake her up when you leave.

How about Coyote Replacement a girl so ugly that the bags don't work so you bang the coyote instead :P