Sayings...

[Jamoie]

T rex tits

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.

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[Tito BHB]

Parking Lot Pimping= flirting and hollaring at females after a club has closed and they are walking to their cars. often times they are not done partying and not quite ready to call it a night just yet.

yeh man i like that one!! i hate getting thrown out before im piped out...
peace

And CC for this thread Bodyhead....and for the fact your probably responsible for 90% of my CCs

hehe backatcher bro!! glad ur spreading across the forum now!!
im'a think up some good'ns n get backkta ya's
peace

[Tito BHB]

If you always do , what you have always done...
You will always get, What you have always got...

i like that one its pretty smart!
peace

[Tito BHB]

also ne one care to explain some of your sayings in example...

jockin?
frat party? how is this different from a party? lol
peace

[TheBESTP4P]

also ne one care to explain some of your sayings in example...

jockin?
frat party? how is this different from a party? lol
peace

ok my UK friend since u attempted to school me in the UK lingo here we go!

Jockin= being extremely attractive to someone. when you jock some on you are on their jock as in jock strap. When I step into the club rockin my Dior Stunna Shades the girl's be JOCKIN.

Frat Party= is short for Fraternity Party. Frat parties often involve kegs, alot of drinking, drinking games, loose promiscuous coeds and soriety girls. personally i do not like Frat Parties cause i often viewed Frats as a bunch of guys who PAID to have friends. I value my true friends and know who my REAL friends are, and i didnt have to PAY for them.

[Tito BHB]

also ne one care to explain some of your sayings in example...

jockin?
frat party? how is this different from a party? lol
peace

ok my UK friend since u attempted to school me in the UK lingo here we go!

Jockin= being extremely attractive to someone. when you jock some on you are on their jock as in jock strap. When I step into the club rockin my Dior Stunna Shades the girl's be JOCKIN.

Frat Party= is short for Fraternity Party. Frat parties often involve kegs, alot of drinking, drinking games, loose promiscuous coeds and soriety girls. personally i do not like Frat Parties cause i often viewed Frats as a bunch of guys who PAID to have friends. I value my true friends and know who my REAL friends are, and i didnt have to PAY for them.

lol cheers bro its a lil clearrer....
dont get the whole frat thing?
why would you even have a party without getting smashed as a motherfucker?
think its jus a state the obvious thing that the fake motherfuckers wana be flaunting some shit kinda thing? lol dunno if im making any sense any mo?
nerrmind peace

[TheBESTP4P]

also ne one care to explain some of your sayings in example...

jockin?
frat party? how is this different from a party? lol
peace

ok my UK friend since u attempted to school me in the UK lingo here we go!

Jockin= being extremely attractive to someone. when you jock some on you are on their jock as in jock strap. When I step into the club rockin my Dior Stunna Shades the girl's be JOCKIN.

Frat Party= is short for Fraternity Party. Frat parties often involve kegs, alot of drinking, drinking games, loose promiscuous coeds and soriety girls. personally i do not like Frat Parties cause i often viewed Frats as a bunch of guys who PAID to have friends. I value my true friends and know who my REAL friends are, and i didnt have to PAY for them.

lol cheers bro its a lil clearrer....
dont get the whole frat thing?
why would you even have a party without getting smashed as a motherfucker?
think its jus a state the obvious thing that the fake motherfuckers wana be flaunting some S*** kinda thing? lol dunno if im making any sense any mo?
nerrmind peace

well Frat guys tend to be obnoxious losers who would not have the friends they party with if they never joined and paid the fees to join that particular frat. when i partied in arizona alot of the Frats begged me to join their frats cause I was a good dancer. i would often be the dude in the circle on the dance floor break dancing so all the girls would be JOCKIN hahahaha. so all the frats wanted me to be at thier frat party so i could hype up their wack white trash parties. but i never joined a frat i just hooked up with their slutty soriety sisters instead so if anything it was better cuz i was like a VIP at like 10 Frat houses without ever formally joining and doing some homoerotic initiation.

[BoxingGorilla]

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LOL

[BoxingGorilla]

He's going to "fall through his ***hole and hang himself."

You're going to "sh*t and fall over in it"

Sayings I heard my uncles use growing up. The first is used to desribe someone who is acting brave but is really scared. When things get though they won't be able to get away quick enough. So they'll... Fall through their ***hole and hang themself. A boxer for instance or a quarterback...

Shit and fall over in it... I am sure you can figure that out.


"Ass over tincups" always made me laugh.

"Slay the dragon" for going to work always seemed spot on to me.

[Cortez The Killer]

TIG OLE BITTIES= slang for very large breasts on a women. if you notice the T and B are reversed from the original saying.

Lol, dude thanks for pointing out that the T and B were reversed. I was wondering what the hell "TIG OLE BITTIES" meant. It would take a very clever person to notice that the T and B were reveresed

[Tito BHB]

TIG OLE BITTIES= slang for very large breasts on a women. if you notice the T and B are reversed from the original saying.

Lol, dude thanks for pointing out that the T and B were reversed. I was wondering what the hell "TIG OLE BITTIES" meant. It would take a very clever person to notice that the T and B were reveresed

hehe.....




Quite!

[Jamoie]

Some not so funny ones:

This quote pretty much motivates me in boxing. Its amazing, its true and its said by a great trainer. Cus D'Amato.

"The hero and the coward both feel exactly the same fear, only the hero confronts his fear and turns it into fire"

[Tito BHB]

Some not so funny ones:

This quote pretty much motivates me in boxing. Its amazing, its true and its said by a great trainer. Cus D'Amato.

"The hero and the coward both feel exactly the same fear, only the hero confronts his fear and turns it into fire"

yeh thats a pretty cool one bro..
its sweet how words can be enterpreted to mean alot more..
like this one that bhop said

i fear no man on this earth that breathes the same air i do..

so basically fear is just fear, its a gut feeling, i get that gut feeling all the time even when im not scared, just new stuff u knw!
so u know when you fighting someone twice your size, that if he breath the same air you do, and his muscles are made of the same shit , and he has skin on his face, that you can hurt him, no matter who they is
peace

[Mad_Dog]

I am busier than a one-legged man in an ass kickin contest

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

When walking around your local High Street, at one point or another you'll to say to your self.....

"She was nice from far but far from nice" :P