He's going to "fall through his ***hole and hang himself."

You're going to "sh*t and fall over in it"

Sayings I heard my uncles use growing up. The first is used to desribe someone who is acting brave but is really scared. When things get though they won't be able to get away quick enough. So they'll... Fall through their ***hole and hang themself. A boxer for instance or a quarterback...

Shit and fall over in it... I am sure you can figure that out.


"Ass over tincups" always made me laugh.

"Slay the dragon" for going to work always seemed spot on to me.