Conspiracy theories

[TIC]

https://news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-s...120017208.html

"Coronavirus spawns conspiracy theories"



(Yawn) Nothing new here, right? We've heard them all here on the forum. The Bill Gates conspiracy theory..... the 5G cellphone towers conspiracy theory...... the U.S. military conspiracy theory...... the George Soros conspiracy theory...... (yawn)

But I'm extremely disappointed in both Yahoo and the author of the article.

They missed the biggest conspiracy theory of them all. The Mother of All Conspiracy Theories.

The conspiracy theory that in comparison makes the Lunar Landing Conspiracy Theory look like the lie you told your mother when she asked who took the cookies from the cookie jar.

I'm talking about that "massive-beyond-comprehension", "globally-orchestrated", "multi-trillion-dollar-con-job" of a conspiracy theory which is................................... (drum roll, please)



That COVID-19................. doesn't even EXIST.






I'm more than seriously considering lodging a formal complaint with Yahoo over this inexcusable oversight.

It's "The Truman Show" of the real world and guess what........ we're all Truman.

can you prove it's real titofan, tell me a test you conducted that proved it, tell me the process & i should get the same results, can't wait, this will change the world, the knowledge you about to provide will be staggering

[TitoFan]

https://news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-s...120017208.html

"Coronavirus spawns conspiracy theories"



(Yawn) Nothing new here, right? We've heard them all here on the forum. The Bill Gates conspiracy theory..... the 5G cellphone towers conspiracy theory...... the U.S. military conspiracy theory...... the George Soros conspiracy theory...... (yawn)

But I'm extremely disappointed in both Yahoo and the author of the article.

They missed the biggest conspiracy theory of them all. The Mother of All Conspiracy Theories.

The conspiracy theory that in comparison makes the Lunar Landing Conspiracy Theory look like the lie you told your mother when she asked who took the cookies from the cookie jar.

I'm talking about that "massive-beyond-comprehension", "globally-orchestrated", "multi-trillion-dollar-con-job" of a conspiracy theory which is................................... (drum roll, please)



That COVID-19................. doesn't even EXIST.






I'm more than seriously considering lodging a formal complaint with Yahoo over this inexcusable oversight.

It's "The Truman Show" of the real world and guess what........ we're all Truman.

can you prove it's real titofan, tell me a test you conducted that proved it, tell me the process & i should get the same results, can't wait, this will change the world, the knowledge you about to provide will be staggering

Your line of questioning all of a sudden seems fishily familiar to me.

Hmmm..... where have I seen this before?

[TIC]

https://news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-s...120017208.html

"Coronavirus spawns conspiracy theories"



(Yawn) Nothing new here, right? We've heard them all here on the forum. The Bill Gates conspiracy theory..... the 5G cellphone towers conspiracy theory...... the U.S. military conspiracy theory...... the George Soros conspiracy theory...... (yawn)

But I'm extremely disappointed in both Yahoo and the author of the article.

They missed the biggest conspiracy theory of them all. The Mother of All Conspiracy Theories.

The conspiracy theory that in comparison makes the Lunar Landing Conspiracy Theory look like the lie you told your mother when she asked who took the cookies from the cookie jar.

I'm talking about that "massive-beyond-comprehension", "globally-orchestrated", "multi-trillion-dollar-con-job" of a conspiracy theory which is................................... (drum roll, please)



That COVID-19................. doesn't even EXIST.






I'm more than seriously considering lodging a formal complaint with Yahoo over this inexcusable oversight.

It's "The Truman Show" of the real world and guess what........ we're all Truman.

can you prove it's real titofan, tell me a test you conducted that proved it, tell me the process & i should get the same results, can't wait, this will change the world, the knowledge you about to provide will be staggering

Your line of questioning all of a sudden seems fishily familiar to me.

Hmmm..... where have I seen this before?

same thing i've been asking memphis yeh, how do you know

[Memphis]

You don't. Without having it, and I suspect that if someone did indulge you and share a test result you'd also call bullshit on that, right? You choose to accept the it's a thing or you don't. It's always been that way and it's no more complicated than that is it? No one is trying to prove anything to you.

Interestingly, the people scoffing over others claims to have had the virus, use 'probably' or 'likely' a fair bit to offer alternatives. Sounds like hypocrisy to me.

[TIC]

You don't. Without having it, and I suspect that if someone did indulge you and share a test result you'd also call bullshit on that, right? You choose to accept the it's a thing or you don't. It's always been that way and it's no more complicated than that is it? No one is trying to prove anything to you.

Interestingly, the people scoffing over others claims to have had the virus, use 'probably' or 'likely' a fair bit to offer alternatives. Sounds like hypocrisy to me.

yeh you don't, i don't want a test result i want the process so it can be repeated so i can know. people are saying it's real, i'm asking how they know. if some say they were sick, sweet potatoes. if they claim they had covid 19 i ask how they know it was covid 19

[TitoFan]

You don't. Without having it, and I suspect that if someone did indulge you and share a test result you'd also call bullshit on that, right? You choose to accept the it's a thing or you don't. It's always been that way and it's no more complicated than that is it? No one is trying to prove anything to you.

Interestingly, the people scoffing over others claims to have had the virus, use 'probably' or 'likely' a fair bit to offer alternatives. Sounds like hypocrisy to me.

yeh you don't, i don't want a test result i want the process so it can be repeated so i can know. people are saying it's real, i'm asking how they know. if some say they were sick, sweet potatoes. if they claim they had covid 19 i ask how they know it was covid 19

Ok you want a process. Puzzling, because you can Google this as well as I can.... but here you go.

https://www.medicinenet.com/how_do_t...rk/article.htm

I'm not a doctor or virologist, so I can just read the same thing you can.

I'm under the assumption that the thousands upon thousands of cases attributed to the virus have been classified as much, because they've undergone one of these tests.

I mean..... is that what you were asking? What exactly IS IT that you're claiming is false? Help us understand.

[Beanz]

Darwin award level stuff here. Amazing how 'on point' and very rote learned many of the slogans are from these 'Independent' thinkers. The same people boasting about being able to go bush are now having a meltdown at the idea of not being to get a haircut (:


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