
Originally Posted by
Memphis
I think people are more prepared for a zombie apocalypse.
I'm a zombie....I totally became one last week actually....my whole family caught it too...the zombie virus.
Don't question it, just KNOW this is what me and my family are experiencing right now. So, I'm sorry I can't provide specific details or how we know for certain we're all now zombified, but just know it's real it's happening and well you've got to listen to me without thinking and questioning, because I'm very emotional at this time and well questioning my claims will place an emotional pain upon me which might hinder my chances at recovery.
Oh and there's 0 going outside until a vaccine for zombies is found, 0. Doesn't matter if you believe me or not...it's for your own good and everyone else's so just blindly accept my reality and everything will be just fine.
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