Is the earth flat?

[Spicoli]

Maybe. I've given it a lot of thought. Just kidding of course it's not. that's just dumb.

Well if everyone gathered at one point near an edge I would think the flat earth could tip or wobble or something. Actually maybe the population was getting to close together and soft spots were developing, this whole wuhan thing may be to keep us at optimal balance for the flat earth. I guess we need to thank China they probably detected the soft spots first and thought of this whole thing.

That exact thing is why I always reposition the toppings on a frozen pizza before I put it in the oven. I need balance and no one likes a tilted pie. Works for tostadas too.