Animal Fight Prediction Thread

[walrus]

The cat has timing and defense. I am going to guess the Cobra retired to his corner after a bit of Calzaghe slapping. Sounds like the outcome of a real fight too actually.

Can’t find the video but I watched a documentary about cats in the Middle East which is where they are suspected of coming from. To narrow it down they think cats come from what is now Israel. Anyway they showed these cats in the deserts of Egypt. Their main source of food is actually snakes. Yes they were doing battle with cobras and typically win. It’s interesting scientists think the hissing sound cats make while fighting are something they picked up from cobras. The fight was quite intense the cat kept swatting the the cobra with impeccable timing. The cobra final fell from the wounds and the cat went in for the kill. The documentary also said it was the Vikings who were responsible for bringing cats to many parts of the world, apparently red tabby cats were a good luck thing to them. Sorry for the lack of snuff

[Memphis]

You had one fucking job.

[walrus]

You had one fucking job.

Fuck I blew it there are a lot of cats vs snakes on YouTube but not the great one I saw on nat geo. Note if you look at boa constrictors they don’t count they seem to be able to crush anything once they get you.

[walrus]

Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps

[Memphis]

Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps

I'm going with the wasps. The 30 wasps will use a blend of Aikido to fend off multiple attackers making the numbers irrelevant, and dirty street fighting to finish them off once the numbers dwindle.

[Gandalf]

I don't believe there is such a thing as a Japanese White Anglo Saxon Protestant. I think this is a trick duel.

[Master]

I don't believe there is such a thing as a Japanese White Anglo Saxon Protestant. I think this is a trick duel.

There is when you have open borders.

[walrus]

Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps

I'm going with the wasps. The 30 wasps will use a blend of Aikido to fend off multiple attackers making the numbers irrelevant, and dirty street fighting to finish them off once the numbers dwindle.

You are a genius

[walrus]

@Master and @Gandalf keep your racist nonsense out of here or you will both be on lifetime ignore

[ykdadamaja]

Who will win 30,000 honey bees vs 30 Japanese wasps

I'm going with the wasps. The 30 wasps will use a blend of Aikido to fend off multiple attackers making the numbers irrelevant, and dirty street fighting to finish them off once the numbers dwindle.

You are a genius

This was a huge, sad and tragic waste. Didn't these hornets think about our honey?

[Master]

The cat has timing and defense. I am going to guess the Cobra retired to his corner after a bit of Calzaghe slapping. Sounds like the outcome of a real fight too actually.

Can’t find the video but I watched a documentary about cats in the Middle East which is where they are suspected of coming from. To narrow it down they think cats come from what is now Israel. Anyway they showed these cats in the deserts of Egypt. Their main source of food is actually snakes. Yes they were doing battle with cobras and typically win. It’s interesting scientists think the hissing sound cats make while fighting are something they picked up from cobras. The fight was quite intense the cat kept swatting the the cobra with impeccable timing. The cobra final fell from the wounds and the cat went in for the kill. The documentary also said it was the Vikings who were responsible for bringing cats to many parts of the world, apparently red tabby cats were a good luck thing to them. Sorry for the lack of snuff

The history of dogs is interesting too. They came from Wolves but were smaller and scavenging near Men who were hunters who started feeding them. They probably took some cubs and domesticated them to became man's best friend.