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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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America.
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told you!!!!!!!Originally Posted by ruthless rocco
Anyone laughing?
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Agreed
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Blonde girl says to her friend: My boss raped me at the office today!
Friend: OMG! Didn't you fight back?
Blonde: How the fuck could I do that? My nail polish wasn't dry yet.
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