Tonight I will have some Flor De Cana which is a Nicarauguan Rum. I don't know how popular it is around the world but in Miami it is very popular due to the Nica population. I love it, but liqour in general promotes life (not health) and makes many things around us better, I am a happy drunk not a violent one, it's almost comparable to the hippies back in the 60's, let me list the way's liqour helps me

Brings out my good emotions (everybody is my friend)
All the women end up looking better
Air is Cleaner
Food taste better
I am willing to listen to others and understand them
I come up with great ideas
I get terrific sleep
I fuck like I just got out of jail
Jokes are funnier
Confidence is higher
The music is awesome
I can go on forever.
Life get's no better than this, all I need is the good lord above, a bottle of liqour, a pretty woman and I am content with life.