Blonde girl says to her friend: My boss raped me at the office today!
Friend: OMG! Didn't you fight back?
Blonde: How the fuck could I do that? My nail polish wasn't dry yet.
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Blonde girl says to her friend: My boss raped me at the office today!
Friend: OMG! Didn't you fight back?
Blonde: How the fuck could I do that? My nail polish wasn't dry yet.
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"Fred, Daphne & Shaggy, can you name one of Africa's big 5 animals?"
"Rhino!"
"I know you do Scooby, but it's not your turn!"
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Can't figure out if the stereo type of blonds being dumb or rape being the new knee slapper is the punchline.
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Go with the former.
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That made I laugh
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
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The man who invented auto correct has died. May he
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It was only when it took three hours to finish my chicken soup that I realised the roof was leaking.
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