I continued my Tiffany's conversation at home yesterday. My wife actually thought Rooney was Asian. It was that good! A comedic send up, but an Asian. ' No, it was not an Asian man. Are you still not offended?' 'No. Why would I be?' Common sense prevails.

The poor old West ruled by the feelings that only really emerge from grievance studies nuts and then filter into the media and everyone just says 'But we don't mind. Please just let us see Andy in Little Britain. It is only comedy'.