The all you need to know about covid thread

[walrus]

So, am EXPERT friend of a friend of mine, whose husband's sister's nephew's friend once removed works as a surgeon in Wuhan sent me this message today ..... I hope this is as helpful as all the other posts that are being shared online:- Covid-19 is a BIG virus. It's molecules are large, so you can see them lying around your house like footballs. Kick them away carefully and then wash your foot with a 50/50 solution of melted cheese and WD40.- the virus HATES heat, so wear a jumper and a scarf. We know it is killed by heat because there are no cases in Iran or anywhere hot.- Drink hot water and gargle tea. The heat of the water, which immediately cools as it goes into your mouth will kill the virus. Your body temperature does not rise at all either, but never let common sense get in the way of a shared Facebook post.. That way you will be cured. Chinese people invented tea and there hasn't been any outbreak in China.- Obviously, it is utterly logical that if the virus HATES heat, it must LOVE cold. Don't eat ice cream or ice cubes at all, because they will be crawling with virus. The fact that this pandemic originated in Antarctica should tell us all something.- Wear a mask. Masks help. Darth Vader does not have coronavirus. Every country afflicted with the virus so far NEVER thought about wearing simple face masks. If you can't get hold of a medical mask, use a plastic clown mask. It will work just as well.- The virus apparently originated in bats. They are not extinct, so they MUST be immune to it. Make a hearty bowl of bat soup to boost your immune system. If you can't get hold of a bat, wear Batman underpants instead.- A local surgeon told me that the virus is spreading rapidly via petrol pump nozzles. This is OK, as the only people harmed will be gas guzzling old people who haven't upgraded to electric vehicles. Clearly, they all deserve to die anyway.- Experts suggest doing this simple exercise every morning. Take a deep breath and HOLD your breath for 36 minutes. If there is no pain in your lungs, then you have no fibroids there and you can tell everyone how healthy you are (on social media obviously)- Set up a Facebook page, or just fill yours up with ideas that nobody else in the world could have possibly thought of. How about a ticket system so people's requests for help can be actioned quicker? Let's tell everyone to put some random piece of paper in their window, as it will somehow cheer everyone up? quick meme making a pithy point is a great comfort to self-isolating people who are ill. Why not criticise toilet roll hoarders, while simultaneously listing those shops who are selling eggs? There is much entertainment in posting things saying what idiots everyone else is.Hope this helps 👍🏼

Thank you X, I’m glad someone is taking my wuhan thread seriously.

[TitoFan]

So, am EXPERT friend of a friend of mine, whose husband's sister's nephew's friend once removed works as a surgeon in Wuhan sent me this message today ..... I hope this is as helpful as all the other posts that are being shared online:- Covid-19 is a BIG virus. It's molecules are large, so you can see them lying around your house like footballs. Kick them away carefully and then wash your foot with a 50/50 solution of melted cheese and WD40.- the virus HATES heat, so wear a jumper and a scarf. We know it is killed by heat because there are no cases in Iran or anywhere hot.- Drink hot water and gargle tea. The heat of the water, which immediately cools as it goes into your mouth will kill the virus. Your body temperature does not rise at all either, but never let common sense get in the way of a shared Facebook post.. That way you will be cured. Chinese people invented tea and there hasn't been any outbreak in China.- Obviously, it is utterly logical that if the virus HATES heat, it must LOVE cold. Don't eat ice cream or ice cubes at all, because they will be crawling with virus. The fact that this pandemic originated in Antarctica should tell us all something.- Wear a mask. Masks help. Darth Vader does not have coronavirus. Every country afflicted with the virus so far NEVER thought about wearing simple face masks. If you can't get hold of a medical mask, use a plastic clown mask. It will work just as well.- The virus apparently originated in bats. They are not extinct, so they MUST be immune to it. Make a hearty bowl of bat soup to boost your immune system. If you can't get hold of a bat, wear Batman underpants instead.- A local surgeon told me that the virus is spreading rapidly via petrol pump nozzles. This is OK, as the only people harmed will be gas guzzling old people who haven't upgraded to electric vehicles. Clearly, they all deserve to die anyway.- Experts suggest doing this simple exercise every morning. Take a deep breath and HOLD your breath for 36 minutes. If there is no pain in your lungs, then you have no fibroids there and you can tell everyone how healthy you are (on social media obviously)- Set up a Facebook page, or just fill yours up with ideas that nobody else in the world could have possibly thought of. How about a ticket system so people's requests for help can be actioned quicker? Let's tell everyone to put some random piece of paper in their window, as it will somehow cheer everyone up? quick meme making a pithy point is a great comfort to self-isolating people who are ill. Why not criticise toilet roll hoarders, while simultaneously listing those shops who are selling eggs? There is much entertainment in posting things saying what idiots everyone else is.Hope this helps 👍🏼

Thank you for that scientific insight, X.

Actually, I have heard quite the opposite.

I have heard that COVID-19 virus particles are not only very small....... but come equipped with a Sophisticated Control Air Motion (SCAM) navigation system with which they successfully dodge the filtering membranes as they weave their way toward their ultimate target.... the human air ducts. However, their heat sensitivity is well-documented..... so humans filled with considerable quantities of hot air can stop the trajectory of 99% of these virus particles as they approach the nose/mouth area, simply by talking or otherwise expelling this hot air. It may be off-putting to fellow humans, but lethal to the COVID particles. Shock waves traveling through air also have been found to damage and/or disrupt the protective protein coating of these particles..... so yelling at an incoming plume of COVID particles can also reduce their numbers by up to 85%. Higher frequencies are found to be more effective... so screeches and screams are encouraged. Recent studies have found that harsh language also helps, probably due to the spittle which normally flies out of a human's mouth when yelling foul language and harsh words. This spittle sometimes contains up to 40% gastric acids, which of course will destroy incoming COVID particles on contact. Groundbreaking research is also underway to study the effect of non-belief on the virus particles themselves. It is being studied whether the act of just denying the existence of COVID-19 alters the pH levels of the body's nasal fluids, making the air passageways more destructive to the COVID particles.

[walrus]

So, am EXPERT friend of a friend of mine, whose husband's sister's nephew's friend once removed works as a surgeon in Wuhan sent me this message today ..... I hope this is as helpful as all the other posts that are being shared online:- Covid-19 is a BIG virus. It's molecules are large, so you can see them lying around your house like footballs. Kick them away carefully and then wash your foot with a 50/50 solution of melted cheese and WD40.- the virus HATES heat, so wear a jumper and a scarf. We know it is killed by heat because there are no cases in Iran or anywhere hot.- Drink hot water and gargle tea. The heat of the water, which immediately cools as it goes into your mouth will kill the virus. Your body temperature does not rise at all either, but never let common sense get in the way of a shared Facebook post.. That way you will be cured. Chinese people invented tea and there hasn't been any outbreak in China.- Obviously, it is utterly logical that if the virus HATES heat, it must LOVE cold. Don't eat ice cream or ice cubes at all, because they will be crawling with virus. The fact that this pandemic originated in Antarctica should tell us all something.- Wear a mask. Masks help. Darth Vader does not have coronavirus. Every country afflicted with the virus so far NEVER thought about wearing simple face masks. If you can't get hold of a medical mask, use a plastic clown mask. It will work just as well.- The virus apparently originated in bats. They are not extinct, so they MUST be immune to it. Make a hearty bowl of bat soup to boost your immune system. If you can't get hold of a bat, wear Batman underpants instead.- A local surgeon told me that the virus is spreading rapidly via petrol pump nozzles. This is OK, as the only people harmed will be gas guzzling old people who haven't upgraded to electric vehicles. Clearly, they all deserve to die anyway.- Experts suggest doing this simple exercise every morning. Take a deep breath and HOLD your breath for 36 minutes. If there is no pain in your lungs, then you have no fibroids there and you can tell everyone how healthy you are (on social media obviously)- Set up a Facebook page, or just fill yours up with ideas that nobody else in the world could have possibly thought of. How about a ticket system so people's requests for help can be actioned quicker? Let's tell everyone to put some random piece of paper in their window, as it will somehow cheer everyone up? quick meme making a pithy point is a great comfort to self-isolating people who are ill. Why not criticise toilet roll hoarders, while simultaneously listing those shops who are selling eggs? There is much entertainment in posting things saying what idiots everyone else is.Hope this helps 👍🏼

Thank you for that scientific insight, X.

Actually, I have heard quite the opposite.

I have heard that COVID-19 virus particles are not only very small....... but come equipped with a Sophisticated Control Air Motion (SCAM) navigation system with which they successfully dodge the filtering membranes as they weave their way toward their ultimate target.... the human air ducts. However, their heat sensitivity is well-documented..... so humans filled with considerable quantities of hot air can stop the trajectory of 99% of these virus particles as they approach the nose/mouth area, simply by talking or otherwise expelling this hot air. It may be off-putting to fellow humans, but lethal to the COVID particles. Shock waves traveling through air also have been found to damage and/or disrupt the protective protein coating of these particles..... so yelling at an incoming plume of COVID particles can also reduce their numbers by up to 85%. Higher frequencies are found to be more effective... so screeches and screams are encouraged. Recent studies have found that harsh language also helps, probably due to the spittle which normally flies out of a human's mouth when yelling foul language and harsh words. This spittle sometimes contains up to 40% gastric acids, which of course will destroy incoming COVID particles on contact. Groundbreaking research is also underway to study the effect of non-belief on the virus particles themselves. It is being studied whether the act of just denying the existence of COVID-19 alters the pH levels of the body's nasal fluids, making the air passageways more destructive to the COVID particles.

Thanks Tits I’m like one of those really smart people who know just about everything about anything but this thread is becoming a classroom for me, that says a lot.

[walrus]

The protestors are still being praised on TV even though they aren’t masked or social distancing but governors still cracking down on churches. Nice to see.

[TIC]

[Beanz]

I have the urge to to lick random surfaces during pandemics

We know, Walrus. And we love you for it.

Thanks miles, I’d say so far this is the best wuhan thread on the forum. I will not allow others to corner the market on this l will have my wuhan say

i saw somewhere they were wanting to make it hate speech for referring to it china virus or something. clowns

Walrus begged to be called a racist for copying his high orange priest and using the term.

Didn't happen.

someones feeling left out. here to seek some attention

Said without a trace of irony.

Don't you get it?

Can you not see the difference between me commenting on and reminding Wally of a huge thread in which he tried for weeks to get someone to call him a Nazi instead of a Nancy and you just repeating the same trite phrase to try and and invalidate me saying anything rather than putting your big boy pants on and contributing something with the grown ups?

you want attention. that's why you brought up walrus. no one cares. it's only in your spastic little mind

I brought up Walrus because it is his thread as was the other one. Saying things like Spastic little mind and sperging out is not clever chum, it just demonstrates your own issues. I have a friend with cerebral palsy who can only use his right foot and head with any kind of real motor control and communicates with an I-pad and a head pointer and he is far less twisted than you. Let it go mate it drags you down.

you brought up walrus because you want to create drama & to get attention & then play the victim. i don't call you names to be clever. i call you them because that's what i believe you are. i'd kick your friends butt at the hokey pokey & he'd love that you refer to him as twisted. some friend you are. once you pull your head in i'll stop beating it like a drum

Actually he has a dance degree and a great sense of humor so he would probably not be that interested in watching you shake it all about. He is twisted, that is why it is called palsy. His whole body has shrunken tendons and muscles in constant states of tension that make him twist in on himself. His muscle definition is unbelievable and so he has for years been a very high in demand nude life model, i have photographed him myself. My Mrs has the same palsy all down the right side of her body, in her case following a stroke.


There is no drama and nobody is playing the victim. It is Walrus' daft thread and that is why i mentioned him.

[Beanz]

And now you are doing it here again beaner. You can’t see that I think we have way too many wuhan threads and am being sarcastic can you.

If you say so . I would never be able to detect sarcasm.

Especially if it were written down.

The obstacles i would have to overcome in order for me to do so are just insurmountable.

I have personally never been able to employ or understand humour anywhere in my personal or professional life, especially in a written form.


Whereas apparently you have always been a genius wit and quite the expert at distinguishing intent , humor, irony and sarcasm, or so i am told.

As a spergy spastic i would of course not be able to distinguish it, even if it slapped me across the face like a wet fish.

To be clear I did not mention nor make fun of your disability. By the way you put me on permanent lifetime ignore in case you forgot

I never said you did and i do not consider Aspergers as a 'Disability' , i do not even like the label, especially considering who it was named after.

Way too many so called 'experts' are eager to label everything they do not even understand themselves.

Do you think those people labeled with 'Aspergers' who have won the Nobel prize or Oscars and other awards consider themselves disabled?


I took you off ignore weeks ago and announced it. Whereas you told everyone you still had me on ignore.

Anyway feel free to spread your Corona.......................advice

[walrus]

And now you are doing it here again beaner. You can’t see that I think we have way too many wuhan threads and am being sarcastic can you.

If you say so . I would never be able to detect sarcasm.

Especially if it were written down.

The obstacles i would have to overcome in order for me to do so are just insurmountable.

I have personally never been able to employ or understand humour anywhere in my personal or professional life, especially in a written form.


Whereas apparently you have always been a genius wit and quite the expert at distinguishing intent , humor, irony and sarcasm, or so i am told.

As a spergy spastic i would of course not be able to distinguish it, even if it slapped me across the face like a wet fish.

To be clear I did not mention nor make fun of your disability. By the way you put me on permanent lifetime ignore in case you forgot

I never said you did and i do not consider Aspergers as a 'Disability' , i do not even like the label, especially considering who it was named after.

Way too many so called 'experts' are eager to label everything they do not even understand themselves.

Do you think those people labeled with 'Aspergers' who have won the Nobel prize or Oscars and other awards consider themselves disabled?


I took you off ignore weeks ago and announced it. Whereas you told everyone you still had me on ignore.

Anyway feel free to spread your Corona.......................advice

Yes I still have you and you zoom brother on ignore but I just recently started checking out what you are saying after I noticed you refer to me as “loser” and such despite my not interacting with you. Anyway yes you are still welcome in my wuhan thread

[NoSavingByTheBell]

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[TIC]

I have the urge to to lick random surfaces during pandemics

We know, Walrus. And we love you for it.

Thanks miles, I’d say so far this is the best wuhan thread on the forum. I will not allow others to corner the market on this l will have my wuhan say

i saw somewhere they were wanting to make it hate speech for referring to it china virus or something. clowns

Walrus begged to be called a racist for copying his high orange priest and using the term.

Didn't happen.

someones feeling left out. here to seek some attention

Said without a trace of irony.

Don't you get it?

Can you not see the difference between me commenting on and reminding Wally of a huge thread in which he tried for weeks to get someone to call him a Nazi instead of a Nancy and you just repeating the same trite phrase to try and and invalidate me saying anything rather than putting your big boy pants on and contributing something with the grown ups?

you want attention. that's why you brought up walrus. no one cares. it's only in your spastic little mind

I brought up Walrus because it is his thread as was the other one. Saying things like Spastic little mind and sperging out is not clever chum, it just demonstrates your own issues. I have a friend with cerebral palsy who can only use his right foot and head with any kind of real motor control and communicates with an I-pad and a head pointer and he is far less twisted than you. Let it go mate it drags you down.

you brought up walrus because you want to create drama & to get attention & then play the victim. i don't call you names to be clever. i call you them because that's what i believe you are. i'd kick your friends butt at the hokey pokey & he'd love that you refer to him as twisted. some friend you are. once you pull your head in i'll stop beating it like a drum

Actually he has a dance degree and a great sense of humor so he would probably not be that interested in watching you shake it all about. He is twisted, that is why it is called palsy. His whole body has shrunken tendons and muscles in constant states of tension that make him twist in on himself. His muscle definition is unbelievable and so he has for years been a very high in demand nude life model, i have photographed him myself. My Mrs has the same palsy all down the right side of her body, in her case following a stroke.


There is no drama and nobody is playing the victim. It is Walrus' daft thread and that is why i mentioned him.

i don't refer to friends by their appearance. that's black mike & big nose charlie. it's just mike & charlie. i know what palsy is & i'm not interested in your life story

[walrus]

A while back there was discussion on the lady on tv who burnt her mask. Yesterday I had to do a check on someone in the northeast corner of my state. It borders another state in an area we call the boonies. Land is very cheap as it’s sparsely populated. Anyway I pull-up to the guys place, 23 acres with a dirt driveway a 1/4 mile long. He was out front of his shack, completely alone, on 23 acres of land wearing a mask. That is what I mean about extremes. He is not the only one doing shit like that. So who is more off the rocker, mask burning lady or mr wear a mask on 23 acres of land while alone? I don’t know, maybe they are both right or both wrong this is the shit taking place, I won’t pass judgement I’ll just report.

[Gandalf]

High demand nude male model that you take pictures of? You are weird.

[Gandalf]

A while back there was discussion on the lady on tv who burnt her mask. Yesterday I had to do a check on someone in the northeast corner of my state. It borders another state in an area we call the boonies. Land is very cheap as it’s sparsely populated. Anyway I pull-up to the guys place, 23 acres with a dirt driveway a 1/4 mile long. He was out front of his shack, completely alone, on 23 acres of land wearing a mask. That is what I mean about extremes. He is not the only one doing shit like that. So who is more off the rocker, mask burning lady or mr wear a mask on 23 acres of land while alone? I don’t know, maybe they are both right or both wrong this is the shit taking place, I won’t pass judgement I’ll just report.

That was philosophical. I like the cut of your jib, my dear man.

[TitoFan]

A while back there was discussion on the lady on tv who burnt her mask. Yesterday I had to do a check on someone in the northeast corner of my state. It borders another state in an area we call the boonies. Land is very cheap as it’s sparsely populated. Anyway I pull-up to the guys place, 23 acres with a dirt driveway a 1/4 mile long. He was out front of his shack, completely alone, on 23 acres of land wearing a mask. That is what I mean about extremes. He is not the only one doing shit like that. So who is more off the rocker, mask burning lady or mr wear a mask on 23 acres of land while alone? I don’t know, maybe they are both right or both wrong this is the shit taking place, I won’t pass judgement I’ll just report.

That IS pretty weird.

[walrus]

A while back there was discussion on the lady on tv who burnt her mask. Yesterday I had to do a check on someone in the northeast corner of my state. It borders another state in an area we call the boonies. Land is very cheap as it’s sparsely populated. Anyway I pull-up to the guys place, 23 acres with a dirt driveway a 1/4 mile long. He was out front of his shack, completely alone, on 23 acres of land wearing a mask. That is what I mean about extremes. He is not the only one doing shit like that. So who is more off the rocker, mask burning lady or mr wear a mask on 23 acres of land while alone? I don’t know, maybe they are both right or both wrong this is the shit taking place, I won’t pass judgement I’ll just report.

That IS pretty weird.

Well without saying too much the guy does have other issues, that’s why I was there but he is not completely bonkers he can function in society. For all I know the mask burning lady could have similar shit between the ears.