I had a very tense face mask/shopping experience today. I went to a Tesco express. Proper parched I was, only wanted a can of pop. Stopped the car, walked in.......sorry mate said the shop kid. You have to wear a mask. I returned the apology. Sorry mate, had no idea when that lark started to be honest. I walked the 6 feet back to my car, popped on a mask and went back into the shop, bought a can of pop and left. The whole sordid affair added at least 20 seconds to my journey, livid I was.

I'm not going to sugar coat it for you chaps, I felt violated