You had Dia Bando rock up, because he’s your mate, so he popped in for a chat. You SAY you had Denny Baby in there, but he hasn’t confirmed that.
Then you had a load of made up names! Probably Students that you paid to make it look like you’ve got some “Forum fwends” (anyone who’s watched Inbetweeners will know, it’s a UK thing.)
Dear oh dear.