Quote Originally Posted by Andre
I have been caught out by some laughing mates outside a party, pissing shitting and spewing all at the same time , ,this closley followed a long stint of lying face down holding onto some long grass in a paddock next door to the party trying to stop myself from spinning off the world.
That was years ago.

I also woke up one morning after drinking (lost count of how many bottles of Mekong wiskey) in Thailand.
We had skyrocket and fireworks wars with other tourists all night long while walking the streets bar to bar on new years eve in the 80s.
Woke up on my surfboard on the beach and my mate recons he was watching from a balcony as spider crabs walked all over me and up the beach for the first hour of light.
"what were they doing"? "Just crabbing" he replied .as he snapped his fingers to his thumbs, .

I only have a few reds or the odd beer now.

Some real dumb shit happens when alcohol is involved.

Whats the worse you've seen or done?
hah thats a pretty cool one...

think my main ones are... getting with nasty ass dirty birds..
i remember last years work christmas night out i got with this right dirty ugly bird while i was drunk and accordin to the lads at work the next day she had two kids and looked like she had lock jaw

lol also jus silly things where you find yourself walking home 5 miles from town and you just stumble the whole way walking through the middle of the road n kind of thinking out loud, like talking to yourself and shit hah lol ... course i have puked up and shoit, but i havnt done that for a few years i find i can drink insane amounts and jus be pissed as a fart and mellow but i jus dont get all crazy lol
peace