I keep reading that Trump won the debate.

Well... I guess it all boils down to the definition of "won."

If by "won" you mean.......

  • Bullying a lot better than the other guy
  • Blatantly ignoring the rules of the debate
  • Lying through your teeth on every single goddamn issue
  • Refusing to unite... but rather continue to divide
  • In general acting like the low-life human being he's always proven himself to be



Then yeah......... I guess he "won" the debate.