"Olde Scranton Scrotum"

by BrooklynBrockwurst


Ol' Joe scratched it
And lil' Nancy hatched it:

O what a plan of Wonder!
But it burst asunder;

The Moon split in 2
On December 2
For a whole lotta money
in 2020

Tell ya sumpin funny:
Ol' Joe got some honey
Hidden in a crock pot of Kiev Chicken
Smitten in a cock shot of Detroit Michigan

How 290 went to 249
Then I uncorked a nice bottle of wine!