Today In Biden Land

[NoSavingByTheBell]

again, I woted for Jo Jo, but seriously...........WHAT...........THE.........ABS OLUTE.............GERITOL............FUCK.......

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Lunch box joe
Don't seem to know
It ain't a "go"
Til the supreme co
Say so!

Cuz don lemon don't call
Who da winna is at all

[Beanz]

Don, Don , Don
A peanut for a schlong
His tiny hands
and rabid fans
a potion makes it long

A Rabbit hole
in which to fall
red or blue pill
just neck them all

A diamond shape
Corona stiff
elections stole
his quiff adrift
adrift, askew
wear big boy pants
viral memes that look askance

Suspect it all
Stuck in ones craw
The lobster boys
Too proud this fall
This fall protracted
Coup enacted
lactic acid track based flacid
rubbery rice
from
Jubbly China
Bouncy porcelain divider

Bat soup , aadvark
hacked email mangling
She wail Hitlary
boiled a Pangolin

Bubbly Don
his makeup on
on and on
like Ariston
tefal coating
non stick voting
Smart like whistles
by Oswald Boateng

Business show trial
vaccine glass vial
Diamond shape
Don's Hairy Hair Style

Biden Jo
Biden Time
Biden Ride 'em
Miss the line

Miss the line
but hit the Mark
TKO without a spark

Sad so sad
LOOOOSer
Lost it
Wotsit

British Cheeto
Nigel Sheephole
Lost his bet
and curls up Fetal

Curled up toes
and tongue tied oafs
Jumpy jeepers
Crocs for creepers
Railway line
with only sleepers

[Spicoli]

I made a poem
I'm sitting at home
just trying to fetch a hot cup of Joe
Seems times are crazy
our logic runs lazy
it's high time for Don to let it go
But he won't he'll shuffle and whine
dragging you me and all behind
rise to reality or continue to deny
shit. My creativity has run dry
Fini

[NoSavingByTheBell]

"Tito liked it"

by Brooklyn Brockwurst

Tito liked it
That Spicoli spiked it
And Beanz biked it
all the way to The Walrus Pub;

Hammer and Scorecard
Fryin' bacon in pork lard
In piles of Swiss Chard
"A Tale of a Tub";

Now Gandmiles is gone
Just like a Black Swan
But not The Don
--- aye! There's the rub!

[TitoFan]