Today In Biden Land

[TitoFan]

@NoSavingByTheBell

So you began this "Today in Biden" thread as an obvious answer to the "Today in Trump" thread that's been consistently running up the charts over the last 4 years.

Today it's the 2nd hottest thread in the forum, with almost 6,400 posts.

You're gonna have to work pretty hard to match that, given that Trump refuses to vacate the premises, and may get himself thrown out on the White House lawn.

I'd say on momentum alone he easily clears 7,000 posts before it's all over.

[walrus]

Why did you not include the context mate? Why cut out this bit?

“What the president is trying to do is discourage people from voting by implying that their vote won’t be counted, it can’t be counted, we’re going to challenge it and all these things.”

“If enough people vote,” Biden added, it would “overwhelm the system” and effectively ensure that Trump’s purported efforts at voter suppression would not be successful."



https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bi...t-voter-fraud/

I wouldn’t stand for that beanerbaby if I were you this is grounds for a full out attack. This French dude is a nazi Biden China hater.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

"Olde Scranton Scrotum"

by BrooklynBrockwurst


Ol' Joe scratched it
And lil' Nancy hatched it:

O what a plan of Wonder!
But it burst asunder;

The Moon split in 2
On December 2
For a whole lotta money
in 2020

Tell ya sumpin funny:
Ol' Joe got some honey
Hidden in a crock pot of Kiev Chicken
Smitten in a cock shot of Detroit Michigan

How 290 went to 249
Then I uncorked a nice bottle of wine!

[SlimTrae]

So you began this "Today in Biden" thread as an obvious answer to the "Today in Trump" thread that's been consistently running up the charts over the last 4 years.

Today it's the 2nd hottest thread in the forum, with almost 6,400 posts.

You're gonna have to work pretty hard to match that, given that Trump refuses to vacate the premises, and may get himself thrown out on the White House lawn.

I'd say on momentum alone he easily clears 7,000 posts before it's all over.

If one could count the actual posts about Trump from Trumpaholics on the Trump thread, that 6,400 tally would drop to oh, say about 75-112 total.

If one could count the actual posts from Trumpaholics on the Trump thread that deflect to Biden, Pelosi, Clinton, Obama & the media it'll probably number several thousand.

Trumpists on this thread, will stick to the topic: Biden. They'll stink it up with say oh, 250-475 by year's end. They'll post shit from the 90s, 80s, links, videos, VHS, Beta, Reel to Reel, cassette, scrolls, tablets, papyrus plant, Polaroids to etch a sketches detailing whatever-the-F-they can find.
But they won't call it hate, they'll call it facts.
& That's a fact!

[Beanz]

So you began this "Today in Biden" thread as an obvious answer to the "Today in Trump" thread that's been consistently running up the charts over the last 4 years.

Today it's the 2nd hottest thread in the forum, with almost 6,400 posts.

You're gonna have to work pretty hard to match that, given that Trump refuses to vacate the premises, and may get himself thrown out on the White House lawn.

I'd say on momentum alone he easily clears 7,000 posts before it's all over.

If one could count the actual posts about Trump from Trumpaholics on the Trump thread, that 6,400 tally would drop to oh, say about 75-112 total.

If one could count the actual posts from Trumpaholics on the Trump thread that deflect to Biden, Pelosi, Clinton, Obama & the media it'll probably number several thousand.

Trumpists on this thread, will stick to the topic: Biden. They'll stink it up with say oh, 250-475 by year's end. They'll post shit from the 90s, 80s, links, videos, VHS, Beta, Reel to Reel, cassette, scrolls, tablets, papyrus plant, Polaroids to etch a sketches detailing whatever-the-F-they can find.
But they won't call it hate, they'll call it facts.
& That's a fact!

Scrolls




Buy that man a beer

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Biden makes it to January??

[NoSavingByTheBell]

I think he loses this election.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

again, I woted for Jo Jo, but seriously...........WHAT...........THE.........ABS OLUTE.............GERITOL............FUCK.......

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Lunch box joe
Don't seem to know
It ain't a "go"
Til the supreme co
Say so!

Cuz don lemon don't call
Who da winna is at all

[Beanz]

Don, Don , Don
A peanut for a schlong
His tiny hands
and rabid fans
a potion makes it long

A Rabbit hole
in which to fall
red or blue pill
just neck them all

A diamond shape
Corona stiff
elections stole
his quiff adrift
adrift, askew
wear big boy pants
viral memes that look askance

Suspect it all
Stuck in ones craw
The lobster boys
Too proud this fall
This fall protracted
Coup enacted
lactic acid track based flacid
rubbery rice
from
Jubbly China
Bouncy porcelain divider

Bat soup , aadvark
hacked email mangling
She wail Hitlary
boiled a Pangolin

Bubbly Don
his makeup on
on and on
like Ariston
tefal coating
non stick voting
Smart like whistles
by Oswald Boateng

Business show trial
vaccine glass vial
Diamond shape
Don's Hairy Hair Style

Biden Jo
Biden Time
Biden Ride 'em
Miss the line

Miss the line
but hit the Mark
TKO without a spark

Sad so sad
LOOOOSer
Lost it
Wotsit

British Cheeto
Nigel Sheephole
Lost his bet
and curls up Fetal

Curled up toes
and tongue tied oafs
Jumpy jeepers
Crocs for creepers
Railway line
with only sleepers

[Spicoli]

I made a poem
I'm sitting at home
just trying to fetch a hot cup of Joe
Seems times are crazy
our logic runs lazy
it's high time for Don to let it go
But he won't he'll shuffle and whine
dragging you me and all behind
rise to reality or continue to deny
shit. My creativity has run dry
Fini

[NoSavingByTheBell]

"Tito liked it"

by Brooklyn Brockwurst

Tito liked it
That Spicoli spiked it
And Beanz biked it
all the way to The Walrus Pub;

Hammer and Scorecard
Fryin' bacon in pork lard
In piles of Swiss Chard
"A Tale of a Tub";

Now Gandmiles is gone
Just like a Black Swan
But not The Don
--- aye! There's the rub!

[TitoFan]

[zoley]

as for why the vote counting stopped in only the swing States, so there is no good reason for that and I think in fact what makes things really chilling is the possibility that election night was nothing more than an information collecting mechanism to decide how many Biden votes are really needed because if you remember back to election night 2016 I remember I was sort of exhilarated because Trump was leading by 50,000 votes now on this election night four years ago, (Hillary, ) Trump was leading by six hundred thousand votes so it's almost as if the post-vote counters needed that number because they needed to know how many votes they needed to get. If they went for just 50 thousand, Trump would still win by 550,000 votes. you need to know how many votes we need to put on the board in order to change the outcome remember the Philadelphia I'm sorry the Pennsylvania's attorney general saying before the count before the election there is no way that Trump is going to win Pennsylvania he literally made that as a and I remember what strange thing for the May for the man and charge of overseeing the election process to say in a swing state that there is no way that Trump can win Pennsylvania but he said it and it's out there

[NoSavingByTheBell]

good points I def aGREE WITH THAT.