Dear Readers. A prediction of how things are doing to go...

Matt Hancock : I want you GPs to do the Covid-19 vaccine. Here's the deal. You will be open 7 days per week, 12 hours per day. You will need to do the vaccine plus all your primary care work. You will only get paid when both vaccines are given, and a 29 page form is filled in. Including the section written only in Serbo-Croat. You will be fully liable for any complications. You will be paid £0.0000001 per vaccine. Senior doctors who are already close to the pension tax threshold will pay for the privilege of giving the vaccine. You will be expected to vaccinate 300 people per hour. Per clinician. You will wear an apron with "I AM BORIS'S BITCH" on the front. You will wear a butt-plug with the NHS logo on the end. You will give a complementary copy of the Daily Mail to every person who has been vaccinated...

GPs: We're not sure about the Daily Mail bit...

Matt Hancock : See! They're refusing to give the vaccine. All GPs are money grabbing vermin, and it is THEIR FAULT that our Covid-19 plans are not working! Stone them!


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