"Judah "Vanilla Candle" Halevi"

by Walrus

o vanilla, doth thou jam up my ass!
I lit the wick, and then some gas
shot out behind the Barclay's Center
And caught fire to my boxing Mentor;

I tried the candle's wick again
In front of 67 men
But all it did was burn my butt
And then I heard the ~yelp~ of "Mutt"...

11th Avenue was there
Far below the water
So Joe Louis Plaza had no stairs
And you don't have a daughter!

Aha! Ahem! Ahoy! Forsooth!
You chugged those drinks at Ol' Houndstooth