Today In Biden Land

[SlimTrae]

Ladies, Gentlemen and others, the most popular US President in history with 80 million "votes"

Probably not the most popular, just the one who got the most (anyone-but-that-deviant-criminal-draftdodging-Chinese appeasing-hide-my-taxes-christian-pretending pimp) votes.



Here is the words from the one who got 80+ million votes from people who probably held their noses as they pulled the lever for him (not I though) anways here is Joe introducing himself as Joe Biden's husband.
It even made me do a -


But again, he's replacing the guy with some zingers as well lest we forget---and I will remind us ALL !!



20. "Yes" ---In response to Howard stern asking if he can call his daughter a voluptous piece of ass "She's always been voluptous"
Voluptous definition:curvaceous and sexually attractive.

19."This is a tough hurricane one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water"
18. "They have total respect for Donald Trump and Donald Trump's very very large...a brain" [4:23]
17. Responding to the question of would a President Trump ban abortion in the 3rd trimester he responds "NO, I am prochoice"
16. Two years later "I am pro life. Simple as that."
15. "Hillary Clinton I think...is a terrific woman" [2:07]into clip....how soon so many chose to forget, not us though right?:
14. "I watch our Police and fireman down at the 7/11"
13. "This is an Island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean Water." [ok....]
12. "They Decided to shelter and shield crimincables...look..."
11. "Despite thes obfus...karen... (1min20 seconds in...I just dunno WTF he wanted to say)
10. "The latest resistance is the op-ed New York times published by an anomumis.. anomolys...."
9. "They sacrifice everyday for the furniture and future..."
8. "Ice officers removed 10,000 known suspestics..."
7. "To measure and other meazishes" [47 seconds into clip...u tell me how to spell it!)
6. " The Iranian people long too....and they are just longing too"
5. "They are developing an internet...AND! this is so totally important!" (BTW #7,6,5 are in the same speech)
4. "You know we just set another stock crocket..I'm sure you saw"
3. "The whole state to be a stanktuary" Yo Brock baby...is he saying sanctuary cities stink aka stank aka stanktuary?
2. "My daughter has created 14 million jobs alone" {really?}



1. "And I met with the President of the Virgin Islands"

[Gandalf]

Biden on the war criminal list now too. Awesome. Trump did the same. Leave the Middle East alone.

[SlimTrae]

Biden on the war criminal list now too. Awesome. Trump did the same. Leave the Middle East alone.

Biden would have to be reminded. and I'm sure his answer would be too laughable to think America's choice of leaders have whittled down to a man who gives answers like this:




If you asked him to leave the Middle East he'd might ask...when did we do that?

[NoSavingByTheBell]

"Stanktuary"

by @SlimTrae

In the Sanctuary in January
I lit the wick, I scratched an itch
Torture in the Mortuary
Joe Biden flipped a pony soulja bitch

Now its February in the Stanktuary
Last day of Black History Month
White Apothecary: who's Obituary?
But you aint black cuz you voted for Trump

Yeah.

Straight up.

[TitoFan]

Take all the verbal gaffes in the world....... roll them up in one huge ball...... and they'll still look like a miniscule speck next to windmills spewing toxic fumes.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Take all the verbal gaffes in the world....... roll them up in one huge ball...... and they'll still look like a miniscule speck next to windmills spewing toxic fumes.

Well, maybe that is true.... funny thing was I first thought that windmill reference was about Deontay Wilder for some reason.... yeah been a long day....but yeah, two points on that point: first off, that is getting to be one really fucking YUUUUUGE ball, and its only Feb 28, Year 1 in His Reign...... but number 2, perhaps is more realistic: give it time, give it time! Joe's just warming up, and from the looks of it (altho he didnt say inject bleach......yet.... ) but from the looks of it, this could be one long slow burn that eventually, like termites, will collapse the whole shit house of windmills.

[TIC]

Biden on the war criminal list now too. Awesome. Trump did the same. Leave the Middle East alone.

we should wear masks even if it just saves one life, bombs syria. those who died probably weren't wearing their masks