Dream 5 a side team

[Primo Carnera]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

I would have Ronaldinho on the bench. And Zico. Socrates is my favourite player but he'd be rubbish at five a side.

You could pick half a dozen five a side teams from Brazilians and they'd all be as good as any team you could pick from the rest of the world.

I originally had Zico and Eder from the 82 team but modernised it. Luckily I did not put Neymar in.

Not a bad side that 82 team. Who knocked them out? Must’ve been an amazing team !

Rossi knocked that great team out, nobody else.

Congratulations, you win the prize for the most ridiculous post I’ve read today! (Admittedly I haven’t read anything from Brock or @TIC today.)
I’m not sure if you know how football works, but usually it’s 11 against 11.