Im going to start listing magic beans on ebay i think. $10 a piece. Then the magic twigs go for $15 a piece but they also repel dinosaurs.

Back to real estate, if people are buying on mars what's to stop them for buying on other planets? It's always smart to take advantage of stupid, rich celebrities..


I wish I invented scientology. I would be soo rich and have rooms full of cryogenically frozen semen to impregenate my followers once the almighty alien Lord Xenu returned to earth. All the while Tom Cruises donations would fully support my cocaine and hooker addictions.