Just remembered what my mate did once

After another night of naughtyness we'd ran out of booze so my mate paul started minesweeping (UK term for pikeys who need more booze and go round shaking all the empties for a dribble of beer) he found a 3/4 full can of stella and went to down it and found some cigarette buts arriving in his mouth.
Undettered he took his socks off and filtered it through them into a glass and drank the cunt.

One other that springs to mind (again after days without sleep

) was my mate stuart and i using the juice from spaghetti hoops for our bloody marys.
hillarious that one
hahahaha
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