Quote Originally Posted by Lords Gym
One night me and my mates were on 6th street in Austin . shooting tequila shots non stop for about 45 min. I fall on the floor, crawling on me hands and knees in the pub looking for the exit ,I left me mates, crawled outside , got in a cab, woke up some hours later hugging a toilet in some strangers house. turned out the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong house some 3 blocks away. The homeowners recognized me and felt sorry for me , then drug my dead body into their bathroom with a towel some water and let me be. strange feeling when I came too. open the door peeked out and saw a black couple and their kids watching a movie in the living room.. You talk about Twilight Zone. LMFAO
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ahh i love kind hearted people man!!
on my 16th birthday i got off my tits...
i remember tellin everyone jus buyme some cheap and cheerful for my bday!!
cheap n cheerful was a drink everybody drank when they was skint it was like a cheap ass version of lambrini like a pound for two litres of the shit!! so i picked up 18 cans drank about 12 of them...
erybody turns up with all these bottles off acidic nasty ass cheap lambrini shit and i must have drank about 8 litres of that stuff.... and i was jus chillin in the next villiage to me...
got half way home that night passed out face down after being sick and the rest of my bottle pouring out into the road... litterally face down in the gutter at 1 in the mornin with work in 8 or so hours
mann some lovely old lady gave me a ride home and stuff bless her heart!
i was so grateful to her lol bless her!
love kind ol people!!
peace