So, anyway. All of our news is full of Russia invading Ukraine ..... but has anybody actually been to Ukraine? Yes, we hear that people like Usyk and Mila Kunis (shut up, Meg) are from there, but they could be part of the scam couldn't they?

Someone could easily have got hold of some adopted orphan and then spent decades bringing them up to believe they were Ukrainian. You could even put a kid in a garage somewhere for seven and a half months and tell them that they are in Ukraine and they would believe you - and I know that for a scientific fact!

'Ukraine' doesn't even sound like a real name. Is this part of the global scam now. Does it even exist? I would like to get a piece of Ukraine in my lab and properly scientifically test it before I am certain that I don't only hold a belief. Can you catch Ukraine off surfaces or through the air?