Signs that you are getting older

[Spicoli]

When you easily can eat a stick of butter with a couple slices of bread, but when you were younger a tablespoon of butter was considered too much cholesterol.

Ate a full stick in my 20's with mustard and cornflakes after losing a bet once. Never make bets with md20/20.

Mustard and cornflakes! WTF..... well actually it would go good with the cornflakes like a starch --- but the mustard would kill it yo. That was some bet you lost! Was it a boxing bet? edit: I just realized the MD 20/20 comment! Holy shit, I am def familiar with that elixir. That shit will do you in good. Do you remember Night Train?

Yeh Night Train was rough stuff. And Boones and Bartles for the girls . MD was ideal at the local 7-11's because the shape of the bottle and they stacked with the other Malts like Mickeys and Colt 45. But unzip the sleeves to your leather and the MD bottles 2 at a time slid right up the forearm

[NoSavingByTheBell]

When you easily can eat a stick of butter with a couple slices of bread, but when you were younger a tablespoon of butter was considered too much cholesterol.

Ate a full stick in my 20's with mustard and cornflakes after losing a bet once. Never make bets with md20/20.

Mustard and cornflakes! WTF..... well actually it would go good with the cornflakes like a starch --- but the mustard would kill it yo. That was some bet you lost! Was it a boxing bet? edit: I just realized the MD 20/20 comment! Holy shit, I am def familiar with that elixir. That shit will do you in good. Do you remember Night Train?

Yeh Night Train was rough stuff. And Boones and Bartles for the girls . MD was ideal at the local 7-11's because the shape of the bottle and they stacked with the other Malts like Mickeys and Colt 45. But unzip the sleeves to your leather and the MD bottles 2 at a time slid right up the forearm

hahaha holy shit, never did that but hell yeah!!!

[Master]

When you start noticing the pot holes in the road ruining your tyres and suspension on your car.

[Spicoli]

When you start noticing the pot holes in the road ruining your tyres and suspension on your car.

Depending on where you live that starts the day you pass Drivers Ed in your teens . We have entire blocks here that will swallow a compact car. Residents have taken to 'naming' them and seasonally decorating the hazard cones the city puts around them.

[Spicoli]

Eyesight. Still. Holy shit I’m in a struggle . So internet been down 4 days and as expected at&t have their glorious heads up their arses. 4,5 block area damaged with construction and 6 different “tech specialists” have 6 different causes and repair dates ffs. One said it was possibly a major cutting and theft of copper. If it’s not up by Inoue v Fulton I’ll officially be fighting the entire lobby of the nearest location . All it’s done is tell me a trip to the nearest opthamoligist looooong overdue. Current sinus infection doesn’t help. Overdue for glasses. Watching super fights and tiny phone screens is flat undoable and disrespectful. Apparently it doesn’t have a reliable spell check feature In spots so I’m really screwed. Blind Mr Magoo doesn’t have a thing on me right now.

[Master]

Eyesight has gone too. Can not read the small writing and have to take photo of it and zoom in to read it.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Eyesight has gone too. Can not read the small writing and have to take photo of it and zoom in to read it.

Yeah this is so true it's unbelievable but at the same time I think that over the last 15 or 20 years the technology has allowed them to print smaller and smaller point size for the ingredients on jars and bottles in order to save money on ink and paper so I think it's also partially due to that