Signs that you are getting older

[NoSavingByTheBell]

When you easily can eat a stick of butter with a couple slices of bread, but when you were younger a tablespoon of butter was considered too much cholesterol.

Ate a full stick in my 20's with mustard and cornflakes after losing a bet once. Never make bets with md20/20.

Mustard and cornflakes! WTF..... well actually it would go good with the cornflakes like a starch --- but the mustard would kill it yo. That was some bet you lost! Was it a boxing bet? edit: I just realized the MD 20/20 comment! Holy shit, I am def familiar with that elixir. That shit will do you in good. Do you remember Night Train?

Yeh Night Train was rough stuff. And Boones and Bartles for the girls . MD was ideal at the local 7-11's because the shape of the bottle and they stacked with the other Malts like Mickeys and Colt 45. But unzip the sleeves to your leather and the MD bottles 2 at a time slid right up the forearm

hahaha holy shit, never did that but hell yeah!!!