Off topic, I'm wasted

[killersheep]

OK big war, Pirates against ninjas, who wins?

[Hous]

Ninjas KO 1.

[Cortez The Killer]

Definitely ninjas, on land or water. It wouldn't matter, the ninjas would win.

How about Ninjas vs. Samurai? I pick samurai there..

which leads to the conclusion that Samurais can also beat pirates




Samurais > Ninjas > Pirates

[killersheep]

I don't know pirates are friggin tough and they have cannons. They are also masters of the sea.
Ninjas, while very cool, I think would be overcome by the power and tenacity of the pirates.

[TyBuff]

Ninjas without a doubt, they can kill ya without you even knowing they are there. When was the last time a pirate did something like that?

[boozeboxer]

Ninjas....unless this is a maritime war?? I can't imagine the Ninjas in a chinese fishing boat beating some giant ass Galleon.

[CutMeMick]

Umpa Lumpas are unbeatable.




































'Nough said.

[boozeboxer]

Come on Mick.... Lets keep it non-fictional characters.... or I would have picked Pixies.

[CutMeMick]

Come on Mick.... Lets keep it non-fictional characters.... or I would have picked Pixies.

Fine then I'll go with Ninjas.




































Cause they have the speed of a mongoose and the reflex of cat

[Lords Gym]

I like Ninjas they got those disappearing smoke bombs ! that shit can come in handy when things get too crazy, Ninja's win even if the lose. see pirates don’t have that option , things start going south they go down with the ship ! !

[Purist]

Come on Mick.... Lets keep it non-fictional characters.... or I would have picked Pixies.

Fine then I'll go with Ninjas.




































Cause they have the speed of a mongoose and the reflex of cat

But Oompa Loompa's are ninjas. They are the orange faced green haired assassins of loompaland, why do you think it's that color.. so they can blend in with the environment Since they destroy in the daytime

[Memphis]

Ninjas are like totally sweet and just flip out all of the time. The only purpose of a ninja is to kill and be awesome.

Could they beat a gang of Burberry clad, lager fuelled football hooligans though?

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

If its Leonardo or Raphael then Definately...
Donnatello maybe? If hi staff got wood worm, he'd be facked


Michaelangelo was always a bit of a Liabilty IMO, too many anchovies

[boozeboxer]

How about the Liger. Pretty much my favourite animal. Bred for its skills in magic...

[Jamoie]

Ninjas no doubt, Pirates are always drunk.
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