Funny happenings.Double trouble.
I wasnt actually pissed out of m head but had a few one Sunday arvo.
This was years ago ,I was fit,training ,training in wing chun and more of the same.
I got a train into Frankston after an afternoon session with some mates but went home alone. I was merry feeling great but not pissed.
As i walked down the ramp towards the main street there was a couple of useless looking troublemakers eyeballing me. So I looked down ,staggered a bit and just kept them in my perefial vision while pretending to look on the floor about 5 feet in front of me.
One came at me so I slowed up so I had a pole behind me as he reached me i sidestepped grabbed him and swung him and drangged the dumb fucker into the timber pole and shot at his mate who was sitting facing me straddled a boom crossing gate on the end of the track. I blasted him off the gate backwards somehow ,I forget which way.
I Went straight over the road into the shops to buy some food.when i came out there was cops everywhere an ambulance ! I asked someone what happened and they said two blokes ran from across the road in the station over into the pizza shop (next door to the shop where i went in )and started to pick on some bloke in there who was dressed in a blue top.
He kicked both their asses and had them crunched into the gutter outside!
I looked down at my own blue shirt.
Made my day that.