Exactly how pissed have you been?

[Tito BHB]

i fuckin hate it after a few drinks... and you cant find the ashtray..
so you stick you ash and your fags out into an empty fosters can...
And like a complete and utter numptey stick your fosters can next to it...
and what alllwayyysss happens? you drink cigarette shit!
its the most horrible taste in the world!! wouldnt wish it upon anybody!!
peace

[Lords Gym]

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[Tito BHB]

One night me and my mates were on 6th street in Austin . shooting tequila shots non stop for about 45 min. I fall on the floor, crawling on me hands and knees in the pub looking for the exit ,I left me mates, crawled outside , got in a cab, woke up some hours later hugging a toilet in some strangers house. turned out the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong house some 3 blocks away. The homeowners recognized me and felt sorry for me , then drug my dead body into their bathroom with a towel some water and let me be. strange feeling when I came too. open the door peeked out and saw a black couple and their kids watching a movie in the living room.. You talk about Twilight Zone. LMFAO
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ahh i love kind hearted people man!!
on my 16th birthday i got off my tits...
i remember tellin everyone jus buyme some cheap and cheerful for my bday!!
cheap n cheerful was a drink everybody drank when they was skint it was like a cheap ass version of lambrini like a pound for two litres of the shit!! so i picked up 18 cans drank about 12 of them...
erybody turns up with all these bottles off acidic nasty ass cheap lambrini shit and i must have drank about 8 litres of that stuff.... and i was jus chillin in the next villiage to me...
got half way home that night passed out face down after being sick and the rest of my bottle pouring out into the road... litterally face down in the gutter at 1 in the mornin with work in 8 or so hours
mann some lovely old lady gave me a ride home and stuff bless her heart!
i was so grateful to her lol bless her!
love kind ol people!!
peace

[Lords Gym]

One night me and my mates were on 6th street in Austin . shooting tequila shots non stop for about 45 min. I fall on the floor, crawling on me hands and knees in the pub looking for the exit ,I left me mates, crawled outside , got in a cab, woke up some hours later hugging a toilet in some strangers house. turned out the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong house some 3 blocks away. The homeowners recognized me and felt sorry for me , then drug my dead body into their bathroom with a towel some water and let me be. strange feeling when I came too. open the door peeked out and saw a black couple and their kids watching a movie in the living room.. You talk about Twilight Zone. LMFAO
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ahh i love kind hearted people man!!
on my 16th birthday i got off my tits...
i remember tellin everyone jus buyme some cheap and cheerful for my bday!!
cheap n cheerful was a drink everybody drank when they was skint it was like a cheap ass version of lambrini like a pound for two litres of the shit!! so i picked up 18 cans drank about 12 of them...
erybody turns up with all these bottles off acidic nasty ass cheap lambrini shit and i must have drank about 8 litres of that stuff.... and i was jus chillin in the next villiage to me...
got half way home that night passed out face down after being sick and the rest of my bottle pouring out into the road... litterally face down in the gutter at 1 in the mornin with work in 8 or so hours
mann some lovely old lady gave me a ride home and stuff bless her heart!
i was so grateful to her lol bless her!
love kind ol people!!
peace

No doubt. Good people make life worth living, you see hear so much of the negative,

I sent that family a smoked Ham some fight tickets along with a wine basket to show my appreciation !

[Tito BHB]

One night me and my mates were on 6th street in Austin . shooting tequila shots non stop for about 45 min. I fall on the floor, crawling on me hands and knees in the pub looking for the exit ,I left me mates, crawled outside , got in a cab, woke up some hours later hugging a toilet in some strangers house. turned out the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong house some 3 blocks away. The homeowners recognized me and felt sorry for me , then drug my dead body into their bathroom with a towel some water and let me be. strange feeling when I came too. open the door peeked out and saw a black couple and their kids watching a movie in the living room.. You talk about Twilight Zone. LMFAO
!

ahh i love kind hearted people man!!
on my 16th birthday i got off my tits...
i remember tellin everyone jus buyme some cheap and cheerful for my bday!!
cheap n cheerful was a drink everybody drank when they was skint it was like a cheap ass version of lambrini like a pound for two litres of the shit!! so i picked up 18 cans drank about 12 of them...
erybody turns up with all these bottles off acidic nasty ass cheap lambrini shit and i must have drank about 8 litres of that stuff.... and i was jus chillin in the next villiage to me...
got half way home that night passed out face down after being sick and the rest of my bottle pouring out into the road... litterally face down in the gutter at 1 in the mornin with work in 8 or so hours
mann some lovely old lady gave me a ride home and stuff bless her heart!
i was so grateful to her lol bless her!
love kind ol people!!
peace

No doubt. Good people make life worth living, you see hear so much of the negative,

I sent that family a smoked Ham some fight tickets along with a wine basket to show my appreciation !

lol nice one!!
gotta love nice people... mann its like when you meet a really nice person its like ahh what a great guy
ahh that made my day kinda thing :P
peace

[El Kabong]

I threw up in my bed....got up, washed my face off, then went back to sleep in the bed with the puke in it........YAY BEER!

[Snakey]

I know a guy who got drunk and ran out of cigarettes and smoked a sock. He rolled it up and lit it using the fire we were all around and smoked it, he wont live that down.

[Gandalf]

Ive been pissed too badly and too often. Whence I started an attempt on a year off the booze 2 weeks ago but fell off the wagon after 7 days!!! Im trying again, been 3 days so far.....

I do love a drink though....its tough!!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

drank far too much at a chinese meal. later at a friends house I was puking in the sink which got blocked, me being the helpful sort I tried to chuck it down the bath plug hole I then fell asleep sitting on the toilet with my head on the sink. Apparently the noodle vomit was coming up the downstairs drain and over the driveway.

Noodles and litres of house white will mess up your drains

[bigragu]

ok...just remembered another time......I was in Korea....we went out to the bars....Bars closed at 2-3am we had a few bottles of Crown Royal....they would wake me up (it was 5 in the morning and we were in an alley) to give me another swig....when the sun came up we walked to the bus station.....they were shocked at how I hung with them (while partially passed out) and still made it to morning...drunk as shit!!!!!!!!

[Andre]

Funny happenings.Double trouble.
I wasnt actually pissed out of m head but had a few one Sunday arvo.
This was years ago ,I was fit,training ,training in wing chun and more of the same.
I got a train into Frankston after an afternoon session with some mates but went home alone. I was merry feeling great but not pissed.
As i walked down the ramp towards the main street there was a couple of useless looking troublemakers eyeballing me. So I looked down ,staggered a bit and just kept them in my perefial vision while pretending to look on the floor about 5 feet in front of me.
One came at me so I slowed up so I had a pole behind me as he reached me i sidestepped grabbed him and swung him and drangged the dumb fucker into the timber pole and shot at his mate who was sitting facing me straddled a boom crossing gate on the end of the track. I blasted him off the gate backwards somehow ,I forget which way.
I Went straight over the road into the shops to buy some food.when i came out there was cops everywhere an ambulance ! I asked someone what happened and they said two blokes ran from across the road in the station over into the pizza shop (next door to the shop where i went in )and started to pick on some bloke in there who was dressed in a blue top.
He kicked both their asses and had them crunched into the gutter outside!
I looked down at my own blue shirt.
Made my day that.

[Lords Gym]

its always nice to tap dance on the wicked ! good job mate !

[bigragu]

good one.....got another one...this was very painful....me and my buddy were walking by the side of the road after drinking 2 cases of "OLD Milwalkee" when a truck passed us by....it had one of those megaphones on the roof and they yelled something at us...we yelled back thinking nothing of it....The truck stopped.....backed up...that's when we noticed it was a King Cab and 7 dudes get out...Mike said "Let's Run"...I said "Dude, I'm too drunk"...so we stopped turned around and it was ON!!...well after about 2.3 seconds me and Mike are getting the shat stomped out of us!!! I look over at mike and he has a dude stepping on his head...I'm getting kicked all over...I say to mike ..."It doesn't get anybetter than this!!" (Old Milwalkee-commercial line in the USA) and we start to laugh....I say it again...the guys stomping the piss out of us stopped and left us...one of them muttered "Crazy mother f*ckers!"....Mike held up a middle finger as they drove off....He had a Nike thing on his face....I had tread marks on my side and legs....we had to crawl the rest of the way....I have never drank "Old Milwalkee" since....

[Tito BHB]

good one.....got another one...this was very painful....me and my buddy were walking by the side of the road after drinking 2 cases of "OLD Milwalkee" when a truck passed us by....it had one of those megaphones on the roof and they yelled something at us...we yelled back thinking nothing of it....The truck stopped.....backed up...that's when we noticed it was a King Cab and 7 dudes get out...Mike said "Let's Run"...I said "Dude, I'm too drunk"...so we stopped turned around and it was ON!!...well after about 2.3 seconds me and Mike are getting the shat stomped out of us!!! I look over at mike and he has a dude stepping on his head...I'm getting kicked all over...I say to mike ..."It doesn't get anybetter than this!!" (Old Milwalkee-commercial line in the USA) and we start to laugh....I say it again...the guys stomping the piss out of us stopped and left us...one of them muttered "Crazy mother f*ckers!"....Mike held up a middle finger as they drove off....He had a Nike thing on his face....I had tread marks on my side and legs....we had to crawl the rest of the way....I have never drank "Old Milwalkee" since....

Ahah great story cc!
lol old milkwalkee reminds me of pantera..lol they knew how to party! complete wreckheads and great musicians, i recomend theyr dvd's to any and everyone who is a fan of theyr music .. full of crazy crap with excellent music set to it!! lol
peace

[Andre]

We knew a bloke who got soo pissed at a party in the eighties in Melbourne that he was showing off with his dick in a saucepan rolling it around and flicking it around on the edge of the pan ;with of all things (! A stay sharp knife !) he cut it through to the last layer.
A nurse was in the kitchen at the time and just grabbed a towel rammed it back on and took to him to the hospital to get it stiched back on.