Why didn't I think of that?Originally Posted by The Game
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Why didn't I think of that?Originally Posted by The Game
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They look even cuter when you come down in the morning and the arm of the trap has snapped across its nose causing its eyes to pop out of their sockets. Not killing the mouse instantly but giving the cute little mite a slow agonising painful death. If you are lucky enough and you hear the trap 'snap' you can run downstairs quickly and watch it 'jipping out' as it dies in pain.Originally Posted by Missy
Filthy vermin
get a humane trap and put chocolate in it or peanut butter or those bigger plastic killer traps and not the vile metal ones that will take off a limb. Poison takes several days to work plus you now have a rotting dead mouse under your bed
No DON'T get a humane trap These things are vermin and piss all over your room (they are incontinent)...there are MILLIONS of them everywhere. Trapping one and setting it back off outside only gives it time to breed and re-invade your house with back-up at a later date. Leaving you wishing you would have smoked the little fucker in the first place.
Our mice have gotten smart so i have had to box clever. They used to outwit me by somehow eating the chocolate but not set off the trap.
Not nowadays...i now have a 100% conversion rate of kills to trap settings on the first night. I am the mouse execution expert. Listen to me....NOT some airy fairy BURD like Missy who loves all gods creatures and thinks they should be preserved.
Sod em. Get a 'nipper' set it on a hair trigger and watch the little fuckers 'jip out' as they go to hell and back and die in a cauldron of pain and anger. Then smoke a fat cigar and give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done soldier![]()
you were outwitted by mice. How sweet.
BUMP.... Class thread, very funny,start at the beginning.
There is a rat in the kitchen what am I going to do?
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
You should not have let it in you might say it was - A Careless Whisker !
Mice u can get rid of yourselve but for rats consider calling a service u could have hundreds of them
They were special mice...they improvised, adapted and overcame.
I was/am always one step ahead.
Catch him, cage him and give the kids a new pet.
"WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER GET THROUGH THIS THING, WHATEVER IT IS"<br /><br />Kurt Vonnegut
I got in my work truck one morning and mice were just sitting on the dash board looking at me like I was the outsider.
we got cute little field mice around at the moment 2,Those new plastic traps with the spring are great they miss nothing,peanut butter is their fav food to put in it.
I have to kill the poor little suckers cause we got brown snakes and tigers around this area and where theres snake food theres snakes and where there is one of something, there is always three.Brrrrrr..
you put food in the center of the room, and you hide and wait,Originally Posted by The_One77
then you hit that shit with a bat
hahaha...just too bump and end this retarded thread once and for all, this is what happened...
I ended up buying this £110 (summin like 70 dollars) device which makes a frequency noise so low humans can't hear it except the mouse....so i plugged the device in and went to sleep for the night.
So the next day i woke up, and the mouse was lying dead on the carpet with it's ears blown apart.. I was so proud of myself, the bastard never had a chance.
Who's the Daddy now, mr mouse![]()
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