Quote Originally Posted by Andre
We knew a bloke who got soo pissed at a party in the eighties in Melbourne that he was showing off with his dick in a saucepan rolling it around and flicking it around on the edge of the pan ;with of all things (! A stay sharp knife !) he cut it through to the last layer.
A nurse was in the kitchen at the time and just grabbed a towel rammed it back on and took to him to the hospital to get it stiched back on.
someone once said too me , Suck my dick... and i told them no problem.. if you cut the little fucker off, I'll eat every inch..glad that fellow was not your mate LMFAO