Ive got a good story to tell but its too long sooooo....

To begin with...
*Pick a film, any film, a DVD, it doesn't amtter wich DVD as you wont be watching it*
*Buy a litre bottle of Absinthe*

Then procced with your socially engaging activities, whatever thay may be
The next time you pull a bird...

*Take her back to your house*
*Both have a generous amount of Absinthe*
*Put on that DVD you brought for 2.99 out of Londis*
*Leave it on The Chapter Menu, dont actually watch it when you have a very loose, drunk woman in your there *
*Procced to do what all birds and bees do*
*Wake up in the morning and try to remember what happened*

Finding it hard?

Leaving it for a few days, come back to you DVD player and play the DVD again.

Rememebr now?

Wired huh?