Quote Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Quote Originally Posted by Andre
We knew a bloke who got soo pissed at a party in the eighties in Melbourne that he was showing off with his dick in a saucepan rolling it around and flicking it around on the edge of the pan ;with of all things (! A stay sharp knife !) he cut it through to the last layer.
A nurse was in the kitchen at the time and just grabbed a towel rammed it back on and took to him to the hospital to get it stiched back on.
someone once said too me , Suck my dick... and i told them no problem.. if you cut the little f***** off, I'll eat every inch..glad that fellow was not your mate LMFAO
A couple of years ago when Wales won the rugby Grand Slam, there was a game where Wales beat England, and some guy from south Wales bet his mate that he would cut his balls off if Wales won. Anyway, numerous pints of beer later, Wales did win, and this guy disappeared after the game, only to reappear in the pub half an hour later, with a kitchen knife in one hand, and his bloody testicles in the other, and went back to sit down with his mate. Luckily, his mate was sober enough to call an ambulance.