Tell you what,if it was Guarda Civil he assualted then he's double f*cked
Me and the missus got marched out a restaurant in the Canaries once at gun point in front of the manager and bar staff (Luckily we were the last people in their) our crime?
Barklay card f*cked up our £ transfer ,Wank*rs had our passports the lot and didn't speak a word on english.
Lovely way to end a Chateaux briande.