Never try, never fail...........
My bro told me that the day after i failed my course in college....(cheeky kunt, i hit him with my PS2 controller afterwards)
What's the worst advice someone had told you?
Never try, never fail...........
My bro told me that the day after i failed my course in college....(cheeky kunt, i hit him with my PS2 controller afterwards)
What's the worst advice someone had told you?
"If you ignore the bumble-bee buzzing around your face, he will leave you alone... don't worry... just let him walk on your nose... he won't sting you... you're safe... really."
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
Actually theres a few that stand out to me that I've heard throughout my life that just don't make any sense to me!!!
'Firts things first" (Well no shit!!)
'Have your cake and it too" (What fooken cake )
'Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst' (Makes no fooken sense)
'You've made your bed now you have to lay on it' (Well if I just made the bed then that means I'm probably getting up & going somewhere)
'Don't bite off more then what you can chew' (Why not? If I like stuffing my face with food I should be able to eat the food however the fook I wan't)
''It's all right,it's safe!''.......................................
I will die at my post , on the streets or in prison
I know Abdul Rahman's answer for this "Come on, convert, Jesus, Heaven...having your muslim countrymen behead you for insluting their beliefs"
Any hole's a goal!!!
Might be true, but some holes should have a man cover and a health warning!!!
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
Lyle's gonna burst if he keeps on.
isn't that muhammad ali's bro?Originally Posted by Lyle
chilli sauce makes an excellent lube... it doesnt.
Leave it alone, if it was meant to involve you it would.
Cutting gives you a high...try it!!
There was a house for sale in Swansea going for £16 grand about 5 years ago and I was going to by it to do it up and sell it on.
But I did not buy it coz my mate said there is not much to be made selling property.
House in that area are going for about £100,000 now.
Gutted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Balls
My friend told me to drink a gallon of warm water and take a bunch of vitamins a hour and a half before my drug test. I passed the test but he didn't tell me how shitty I was gonna feel once I was done. I was laying across the chairs in the waiting room groaning in pain. Not to mention pissing in bottles at red lights on my way to the place.
"WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER GET THROUGH THIS THING, WHATEVER IT IS"<br /><br />Kurt Vonnegut
One up the bum no harm done.
My arse hurt for weeks!!!!!!
You are a DRAMA kingOriginally Posted by dramaking
this was not dramatics. this was agony.Originally Posted by Lyle
give it a try sometime, you'll see what I'm talking about
"WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER GET THROUGH THIS THING, WHATEVER IT IS"<br /><br />Kurt Vonnegut
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