"Conspiracy theories" - a term used to invalidate/dismiss unpleasant possibilities

[Kirkland Laing]

You've started changing enough words in the stuff you're plagiarising so that I can't find out where you're stealing it from by googling it.

All conspiracy theories are bullshit. They're basically a test of human intelligence. No surprise with you here eh.

Apart from not landing on the moon obviously.
Oh, and what about Elvis? He’s clearly alive and is the bingo caller at the local community centre!

He was in the crowd when AC/DC played the River Plate stadium in 2009:











That's the mark of a true fan to be in the crowd like that because he could easily have got in backstage.

Anybody wondering how Elvis still looks so youthful in 2009?

It's the adrenochrome.