Quote Originally Posted by wacko3205
Quote Originally Posted by Majesty
suprised u didnt notice the joke wacko.
What joke? This one:

Quote Originally Posted by Majesty

Superman was done fighting crime for the day and wondering if he could hang out with the rest of the superheroes.

He went to see Aqua man and said "Hey Aquaman want to hang out?"

Aquaman said "No I got to watch the fishes."

Superman went to Batman and Robin and said "Hey guys, want to hang out?"

And they said "No, we got to watch the bat cave."

So he went to Wonderwoman's house and looked through her window and he saw her buck naked on the bed just irmin and squirmin and movin and Superman thought to himself "Dang.. well I'm faster then a speeding bullet, I wonder if I could get in there and do my thing before she notices I was there."

So he thinks for a while then decides to do it.

So he goes WHOOOSH in her room and BOOM BOOM BOOM on her bed and then was out of the house before anyone would notice...

Wonderwoman said "What was that?"

Then the Invisible man said "I dont know but my a** is killing me!"


Oldy...but still a bit of a goody.

reminds me of one I saw in Playboy many years ago ... Superman sitting beside a very unhappy-looking woman in bed. She's scowling, and he's smoking a cigarette, saying "I told you I was faster than a speeding bullet ..."

which brings to mind ... what's more wasted - $50 on a 12-round PPV like PBF-Tata, or a $50 PPV like Tyson-Golata, where the latter refuses to come out for round 3, or, finally, a $50 PPV where the fight is decided at 49 seconds of round 1 by KO?