UK Election 2024

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Breaking news guys: US President Joe Biden has sent his warm congratulations to Rishi Sunak, on his appointment as the UK's new Prime Minister...

Watching former prime minister Lettuce Liz Truss lose her seat was the little gem of election night. She just couldn't Romaine any longer and it's a Webbs wonder she didn't lose her deposit. Cos she's useless. It was just the tip of the iceberg.

"Hello, Police? Yes, this is Starmer, 10 Downing St. I'd like to report the theft of a Sky Dish and receiver please."

We've elected a new Prime Minister we know almost nothing about. For example, do we even know what his father did for a living?

Angela Rayner has already asked Starmer which house on Downing Street she can have so she can sub-let her current home.

And over in Scotland, Nicola Sturgeon’s campervan now has more seats than the SNP.

... you'll be using them!

[NoSavingByTheBell]

A very clear message has been delivered to Keir Starmer. He won on a wafer-thin vote. Kid starver needs to show that there has been a change in government, not like when he was in perfect lock step with Rishi sunak over Gaza. *UK needs to recognize a Palestinian State immediately, without Israel's permission* and Starmer needs to immediately reinstate funding for Unrwa. The UK and the US are in serious decline, the cat has been out of the bag for quite a while now and the whole world sees it. Kid starver needs to meet with members of the Muslim community and let's say break the habit of a lifetime.

[Beanz]

A very clear message has been delivered to Keir Starmer. He won on a wafer-thin vote. Kid starver needs to show that there has been a change in government, not like when he was in perfect lock step with Rishi sunak over Gaza. *UK needs to recognize a Palestinian State immediately, without Israel's permission* and Starmer needs to immediately reinstate funding for Unrwa. The UK and the US are in serious decline, the cat has been out of the bag for quite a while now and the whole world sees it. Kid starver needs to meet with members of the Muslim community and let's say break the habit of a lifetime.

Fucking clueless.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Khalid Mahmood doesn't serve his community so good riddance there 👍👍👍

[Beanz]

A very clear message has been delivered to Keir Starmer. He won on a wafer-thin vote. Kid starver needs to show that there has been a change in government, not like when he was in perfect lock step with Rishi sunak over Gaza. *UK needs to recognize a Palestinian State immediately, without Israel's permission* and Starmer needs to immediately reinstate funding for Unrwa. The UK and the US are in serious decline, the cat has been out of the bag for quite a while now and the whole world sees it. Kid starver needs to meet with members of the Muslim community and let's say break the habit of a lifetime.

Starmer is a bit centrist for me and nowhere near the socialist left-wing side of the Labour party that Corbyn inhabited, where my political leanings lie. That said as a pragmatist I voted for Labour this election and with a historic landslide victory capturing 412 seats (out of a total of 650) with the tories securing only 121 seats, Starmers mandate can can hardly be called a "wafer-thin vote". In fact it was a complete annihilation of the Conservative party with their worst result in their 190 year history.

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A very clear message has been delivered to Keir Starmer. He won on a wafer-thin vote. Kid starver needs to show that there has been a change in government, not like when he was in perfect lock step with Rishi sunak over Gaza. *UK needs to recognize a Palestinian State immediately, without Israel's permission* and Starmer needs to immediately reinstate funding for Unrwa. The UK and the US are in serious decline, the cat has been out of the bag for quite a while now and the whole world sees it. Kid starver needs to meet with members of the Muslim community and let's say break the habit of a lifetime.

Well, apart from it being a landslide win of historic proportions, no not quite exactly definitely a wafer thin vote by a strict interpretation of what those words may seem to maybe perhaps mean once in a while.

I couldn’t give a fuck about Gaza, and not many people Inknow do either. Those guys have been killing each other for thousands of years and each side seems to me to be as bad as the other. Leave the fuckers to it, I say.

Recognising a new independent state somewhere is nothing to do with us, who do we think we are to do that?. UNWRA can also fuck off. I’d rather the money was spent on me (and only me, obviously, not anybody else) 👍🏽

The Muslim community can fuck off too. As well as the Jewish community, the LBTQ community, the Judean People{s Front community, the Hard Working (insert phrase) community and everyone else. There shouldn’t be all these separate ‘communities’ to sow division, we are one - well maybe 4 - countries.

Vote for me as your Overlord and all will be well.

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Many records have tumbled and many ‘firsts’ have been achieved in this historic election.

Angela Rayner is now the Deputy Prime Minister ….. I don’t recall ever having a Deputy PM who looks like they would suck you off behind a skip for a fiver.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

A very clear message has been delivered to Keir Starmer. He won on a wafer-thin vote. Kid starver needs to show that there has been a change in government, not like when he was in perfect lock step with Rishi sunak over Gaza. *UK needs to recognize a Palestinian State immediately, without Israel's permission* and Starmer needs to immediately reinstate funding for Unrwa. The UK and the US are in serious decline, the cat has been out of the bag for quite a while now and the whole world sees it. Kid starver needs to meet with members of the Muslim community and let's say break the habit of a lifetime.

Well, apart from it being a landslide win of historic proportions, no not quite exactly definitely a wafer thin vote by a strict interpretation of what those words may seem to maybe perhaps mean once in a while.

I couldn’t give a fuck about Gaza, and not many people Inknow do either. Those guys have been killing each other for thousands of years and each side seems to me to be as bad as the other. Leave the fuckers to it, I say.

Recognising a new independent state somewhere is nothing to do with us, who do we think we are to do that?. UNWRA can also fuck off. I’d rather the money was spent on me (and only me, obviously, not anybody else) 👍🏽

The Muslim community can fuck off too. As well as the Jewish community, the LBTQ community, the Judean People{s Front community, the Hard Working (insert phrase) community and everyone else. There shouldn’t be all these separate ‘communities’ to sow division, we are one - well maybe 4 - countries.

Vote for me as your Overlord and all will be well.

Then why did your great government let them all in?

[TitoFan]

Then why did your great government let them all in?

Psssttt..... for someone who knows jackshit about your own government, you sure do post a lot about other governments.

[Beanz]

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[Beanz]

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