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    Default A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    Well it's been talked about on Social Media and I'm a bit late to it, but it did go viral but here's my opinion (for what it's worth)

    The Gorilla would win but the Gorilla would have to be a 100% committed to win.

    So the question is not really "A 100 men Vs a Gorilla"

    BUT

    "A 100 men Vs a comitted GORILLA who is 100% set on killing all 100 men or die trying"

    I'm talking about a gorilla who ain't tappin out.

    And in that scenario the gorilla would win. 100 men is really not a lot of people. Only way gorilla could lose was if it tripped on the guys blood thus causing trimalleolar fracture, which is a fracture of all three ankle bones (one of the worst injuries an athlete or animal biped can have, as you can't walk or put any weight on it for months)

    Humans need to have some humility. We are made of jelly. Have you ever tried to give your pet cat a bath when it does not want one ? Unless you have been around wild animals you have no idea how fast and aggressive they can be

    This is real time speed, not fast forward. Five humans would either be dead or incapacitated with this brief burst and



    And you know what's even more scary ? These gorillas were not even in KILL MODE, not even "I'm gonna seriously injure you" mode. This was their male boxing face off version of pushing and shoving and yet just look at the speed.

    This is what the gorilla would do.... grab and pull, grab and pull, bite, grab and pull hit.

    So asking if Gorilla can beat 100 men is like asking if can you kill 100 flies with Fly spray.

    But I see people on social media thinking it's gonna be a win for the men with this tactic



    But in truth, it'd be this to the first 20 guys.



    That’s going to break morale fast.

    But go on tough guy you be the 21.

    Even if they surround and strike the gorilla, bare fists and feet won’t do much damage, especially initially. They risk broken hands, concussions, or worse. A massive committed silverback defending territory or sensing a threat could enter an adrenaline-fueled frenzy, increasing his strength even more temporarily.

    Verdict ?​

    A 500 - 700 lb gorilla would be an unstoppable force in almost any unarmed encounter. Even 100 average men would likely fail miserably unless extremely coordinated, trained, and lucky — and possibly even armed.
    Last edited by Denilson3.0; 05-20-2025 at 03:07 PM.

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    Default Re: A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    This has indeed been a big discussion in the media. The 100 men would win if they worked together but one after the other then Gorilla wins. I would be prefer to be number 100.

    Saddo had its own version when Bilboa said how many 5 year olds he could kill before he got tired and they overpowered him. He concluded 1000 as he would back himself into a corner and snap their necks one by one.
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    Default Re: A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    If I was one of the hundred men and landed right that gorilla is going down. The end
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    Default Re: A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    Saddo had its own version when Bilboa said how many 5 year olds he could kill before he got tired and they overpowered him. He concluded 1000 as he would back himself into a corner and snap their necks one by one.
    this is hilarious
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    Default Re: A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    Quote Originally Posted by TIC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    Saddo had its own version when Bilboa said how many 5 year olds he could kill before he got tired and they overpowered him. He concluded 1000 as he would back himself into a corner and snap their necks one by one.
    this is hilarious
    Weirdly was out with some mates last weekend and we debated this very thing. How many before you were overpowered
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    Default Re: A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    Quote Originally Posted by Mark TKO View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TIC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    Saddo had its own version when Bilboa said how many 5 year olds he could kill before he got tired and they overpowered him. He concluded 1000 as he would back himself into a corner and snap their necks one by one.
    this is hilarious
    Weirdly was out with some mates last weekend and we debated this very thing. How many before you were overpowered
    not the sort of thing i debate with friends but i'm sure you all had fun
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    Default Re: A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    Well it stemmed from the gorilla chat and we put ourselves in the position of the gorilla and that was the best analogy.
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    Default Re: A Gorilla Vs 100 Men

    It may actually go even easier than expected for the Gorilla. 100 random men today can be a wide array of anything and good chance half of them would have their phones out choosing to record the initial chaos for 'likes' rather than taking the initiative. They'd fracture into small cliques focused more on thinking and or looking exactly alike and waste way too much time sorting out the first wave of randoms for cannon fodder and not form any plan of attack. Meanwhile ol Mighty Joe Young is rag dolling 6 at a time leaving heaps of the maimed and broken as shattered deterrents to the now shook survivors who are suddenly yearning for the comfort of home and comforts shart themselves to the point of dehydration. I'd go so far to say almost half would flee depending on landscape and how long the wait for a Lyft is and what tome the big Game started that they know they are missing. But I'm betting Mighty Joe would pursue and Hulk smash a good dozen more. Next thing you know "man" would construct and institute some law banning Gorillas and whine about victim advocacy while ignoring the fact that well, they got exactly what they asked for. I believe the kids today call it fuq around and find out


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