Quote Originally Posted by Rudy Zarzoff
I have a few silly ones for you all. DRIER THAN A DEAD DINGOES DONGER! (thirsty). BUDGIE SMUGGLER (swimmers attire). CRUSTIER THAN A 2 DOLLAR HOOKER (dirty girly). SHES GOT A HEAD LIKE A TWISTED GUMBOOT (not so pretty). IF IT WAS RAINING TITS,I WOULD CATCH MY SISTERS (dont have much luck). BUSIER THAN A BLUE ARSE FLY (busy). I have more but would hate to bore you longer.

Im still giggling at this one. CC