What the hell do i do if there is some kind of rat in my room?!?!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

you were outwitted by mice. How sweet.

[Munkymagic]

They were special mice...they improvised, adapted and overcame.

I was/am always one step ahead.

[dramaking]

Catch him, cage him and give the kids a new pet.

[Andre]

I got in my work truck one morning and mice were just sitting on the dash board looking at me like I was the outsider.
we got cute little field mice around at the moment 2,Those new plastic traps with the spring are great they miss nothing,peanut butter is their fav food to put in it.
I have to kill the poor little suckers cause we got brown snakes and tigers around this area and where theres snake food theres snakes and where there is one of something, there is always three.Brrrrrr..

[SalTheButcher]

I was just about to go to sleep when there was this rat on my bed laying down like it was about to S*** itself on my pillow. I got scared because it was one scary looking motherfuc*er, and it ran away.....its lurking in my room somehwere and im afraid to go to sleep because the rat might try to do something nasty on me while im asleep.
So now, i have to sleep on the couch because im pissed scared....sorry to spam but how do i get rid off it!?

you put food in the center of the room, and you hide and wait,

then you hit that shit with a bat

[The_One77]

hahaha...just too bump and end this retarded thread once and for all, this is what happened...
I ended up buying this £110 (summin like 70 dollars) device which makes a frequency noise so low humans can't hear it except the mouse....so i plugged the device in and went to sleep for the night.
So the next day i woke up, and the mouse was lying dead on the carpet with it's ears blown apart.. I was so proud of myself, the bastard never had a chance.


























Who's the Daddy now, mr mouse

[CutMeMick]

MURDERER!!!! here, I thought you wouldn't dare kill a fly

[The_One77]

haha...i never killed the creature, my awesome device did

[CutMeMick]

haha...i never killed the creature, my awesome device did

wait a minute................................
guess your right oh! well guess he deserved it

[SalTheButcher]

hahaha...just too bump and end this retarded thread once and for all, this is what happened...
I ended up buying this £110 (summin like 70 dollars) device which makes a frequency noise so low humans can't hear it except the mouse....so i plugged the device in and went to sleep for the night.
So the next day i woke up, and the mouse was lying dead on the carpet with it's ears blown apart.. I was so proud of myself, the B****** never had a chance.


























Who's the Daddy now, mr mouse

thats gangsta

[porkypara]

I was just about to go to sleep when there was this rat on my bed laying down like it was about to shit itself on my pillow. I got scared because it was one scary looking motherfuc*er, and it ran away.....its lurking in my room somehwere and im afraid to go to sleep because the rat might try to do something nasty on me while im asleep.
So now, i have to sleep on the couch because im pissed scared....sorry to spam but how do i get rid off it!?

Airgun.One shot one kill.

[brad4dboxer]

hahaha...just too bump and end this retarded thread once and for all, this is what happened...
I ended up buying this £110 (summin like 70 dollars) device which makes a frequency noise so low humans can't hear it except the mouse....so i plugged the device in and went to sleep for the night.
So the next day i woke up, and the mouse was lying dead on the carpet with it's ears blown apart.. I was so proud of myself, the B****** never had a chance.


Who's the Daddy now, mr mouse

thats gangsta

Outstanding!!!
Fuck a mouse that can't hear no more!

[alex w]

fuck em

i like the little guys

[Andre]

Theres a large rat in Northern Korea ,I think the CIA must be working hard on his frequency.

[Beanz]

BUMP.... Class thread, very funny,start at the beginning.