Quote Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Broke Back Mountian. LMFAO ! I cried like a baby when me wife said thats the movie she wanted to see.

on a serious note..

Schindler's List
I remember when the show was over, everyone was still sitting in there chairs trying to pull themselves together I put me choppers on the moment that show was over
I think the only films where it is at all acceptable for a man to cry are when the film is a true story.

If you cried during Schindlers List then credit to you, it shows you can empathise with the sufferings of others, if you cry during a freaking fictional romance film (Notebook) then sorry but you are just gay.

The only two films that as an adult have made me teary eyed are

The Pianist, brilliant but utterlly harrowing and heartbreaking film, especially the bit at the end where the Russian soldiers start shooting at him because he's wearing a German uniform. Was one of the best and most heartbreaking films ever made imo.

The other film was the Elephant Man which is just a 2 hour long cry fest throughout. The bit where he's in the toilets at the train station after those kunts have pulled the bag off his head and everyone is following and gawping at him.

'I am not an animal! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!' is still the most heartrending words I've ever heard uttered on film, even though it's such an easy sketch to take the piss out of.