This is going off topic a bit and by no means am I singleing you out Lyle but...

If you go on a date i would fookin love to be a fly on the wall. You are possibly one of the most disagreeable people ever. Anything your date might say you will probably triple analyse and come up with 4 different arguments against it linked in with religion and backed up with nonsensical diatribe.

Thats all well and good but when she's asking your opinion on the desserts on offer it would probably get a bit much.

I find it fukkin amusing! ...you are one of a kind! lol