Quote Originally Posted by bilbo
I doubt any of you can top my nightmare STD!

I had cancer several years ago and needed literally two years nonstop treatment ending with a bonemarrow transplant.

My immune system was obviously really really low at the time and I started getting genital warts on the inside of my foreskin and equally gross my a**!

Anyways because my immune system was nonexistant nothing could be done to clear them up and they got real big.

The weird thing was I was single all the way through my treatment and hadn't had sex in two years! Doctors told me that apparently it was a common thing to occur in people with severe immune deficienies especially people undergoing a massive amount of chemotherepy and also aids sufferers.

Well because they couldnt be controlled by my immune system the hospital decided drastic measures were necessary.

TWICE! I had to go under a general anasethic and have them burned off. Even worse they had spread down my uretha and up my anus so I need a copper electrode wire shoved down my japseye and then 'heated up' to burn everything off inside.

As you can imagine the pain when pissing and taking a dump was almost unbearable especially going for a poo as my a** hole scarred as a result and shrunk so that I couldn't S*** anything out, a unbelievably painful injury called an anal stricture.

It was so painful I once passed out on the toilet trying to take a S*** as it literally ripped my asshole open. I then had to go into hospital again and have my anus expanded by basically putting the equivalent of an umbrella up it and then opening it out


Finally all my problems cleared up and now 5 years on I can look back and laugh.

But at the time it was F****** absolutely awful
Sounds fucking horrendous!!! Im glad you are okay now! Thats an ordeal!!!